GRRRHGG HI! I DONT HAVE A LOT OF TIME. READ THIS , QUICK:
[pt: Grrhgg hi! I donât have a lot of time. Read this, quick:]
THERE IS SOMETHING BAD IN KALOS. SOMETHING BAD!!! MY ACCOMPLICE 1 CAN HEAR IT. MY ACCOMPLICE 2 CAN SENSE IT. BAD! BAD!
AND I KNOW WHO IS TO BLAMEâŚI JUST HAVE TO PROVE IT!!
THE PROFESSOR IS A DECEPTIVE FREAK OF NATURE ⌠OUR CORPORATE âFRIENDSâ ARE SUPPLYING A MOB! WE ARE ALL CATTLE FILLING UP THE GUTS OF A LURKING BEAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I?! I WILL SHINE A LIGHT ON ALL OF IT!!! ALL OF IT! I AM THE TRUE PROFESSOR OF KALOS!!!!! I WILL SHED TRUTH!!!! IT CANâT STAY BURIED BENEATH THE DIRT FOREVER!!
ahem, and a small thank you to the host⌠@neoskitties âŚ
MY SITE. READ IT. HERE, THE FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT! GAH!
[PT: My site. Read it. Here, the future depends on it! Gah!]
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25/7/2024 - INTRODUCTION.
GREETINGS. YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO IS SEEKING THE TRUTH!!!!!! AND I AM HERE TO DELIVERâŚ
YOU WILL NOT KNOW MY NAMEâŚOR MY FACE. IF YOU DO, THEN IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE MY PAGE, ARCHIVE EVERY UPDATEâŚINCASE THEY COME TO TAKE IT DOWN. I KNOW THEY WILL, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THEY HAVE!! BUT THEY WILL NOT STOP ME! NEVER!!!
I AM CURRENTLY COLLECTING MY THOUGHTSâŚMY ANECDOTESâŚMY PROOF. IT WILL ALL BE RELEASED IN TIMEâŚDO NOT FRETâŚTHE OCULUS OVER KALOS WILL BE EXPOSED! ITS RETINAS BURNED! GEHEHEHE⌠STAY TUNED, WATCHERS.
[OOC under cut]
You can read my whole shebang HERE. But Hi! Itâs Clint again! He/they/xe, whateversss. :P.
Pelipper mail on, for now. Musharna mail on. Magic anons off.
Sheâs a conspiracy theorist! She also has really bad issues with paranoia âŚ. Do note much of her experiences are based on my own! Itâs my disability and I choose how to write it /lh
Obviously inspired by Bive from regretevstor the girls who know me know me way too well.
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HOUSE HAS BEEN REPAIRED..SO WE HAVE MOVED BACK. HMMRM. !!! NEIGHBORâS STOUTLAND KEEPS BARKING, I THINK HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS!!! HE KNOWS!! BAH!!!
Sorry for myâŚINCONVENIENT DISAPPEARANCE. I WAS BUSY!!! WITH COMPILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND PERHAPS MY ACADEMICSâŚBUT REST ASSURED MY DEAR WATCHERS, I HAVE RETURNED FOR GOOD!
Oh! Uh, okay. I got Golisopod from back when he was a Wimpod⌠he basically evolved right before my first League run (and win). We just kinda found eachother when I was small.
I caught Kommo-o when he was just a Jangmo-o, just in an Ultra Ball like normal.
Mimikyu found me when I was bein all mopey in an abandoned building one time, and I took em in.
Ferrothornâs from overseas! got him as part of my professor trainin and his owner said I could keep him since he liked me so much.
Weaville I found on Lanakila as a Sneasel! it stole my sandwich and thatâs how we met. but eventually we became friends, so. Itâs chill.
And I got Lucario from Kukui!! got him when kukui finally decided to stop battlin, at least till he finishes his professor training. just cuz Lucario really likes battlin and Kukui knows I can take care of him proper.
guess thatâs bout it⌠I got other guys but theyâre mostly just for research and allat. Theyâre Kukuiâs pokemon more than mine.
// GOGH OOCâŚOOC POST!!! I FINSIHED MY DESIGNS FOR THE âMODSâ OF THIS BLOG AND I WANTED TO SHOW THEM. WILL KICK POSTING BACK UP LATER AND UPDATE MY PINNED POST A BIT BUTâŚ. LOOKIE:3
Since Robiquet hasnât been introduced yet he goes by it/they/he btw!!!!!!!
You!! YOU ! YouâŚTRAITOR! TO THINK I ALMOST CONSIDERED YOU AN ALLY IN THE NEVERENDING BATTLE OF ALL THOSE SELF PROCLAIMED âPROFESSORSâ. AND WHAT DO I SEE? YOU! TALKING WITH PROFESSOR âAUGUSTINEâ SYCAMOREâŚ. BAH.
YOU PROBABLY HAVE IT OUT FOR MY WIMPODâŚHOW DARE I PUT MY GUARD IN HARMS WAY WITH YOURS LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- @geosengespiral
HUHâď¸âď¸ WAIT, WAIT, IâM JUST PLANNIN TO ROB HIM! IâM JUST LURIN HIM IN WITH MY CHARM! (If youâre readin this, Sycamore, thatâs a joke⌠Iâd never đŻđŻ) (Or WOULD Iâď¸)
Youâre a real professor to me, yo⌠I ainât never wishin harm on your Wimpod! Who the FUCK do ya think I AMâď¸âď¸âď¸
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YOUâŚHELLOâŚ.I HAVE AN UNOWN OF THE V VARIANT. IT HAS NOT STOPPED FOLLOWING ME AND THUSLY I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE IT INTO MY CARE AS IT IS HAVING ISSUES FLOATING AND I BELIEVE IT COULD NOT SURVIVE ON ITS OWN.
HOWEVER! I AM CURRENTLY LEARNING HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ONE, BUT IT IS HARD TO FIND RELIABLE RESOURCES ⌠MAY I HAVE ADVICE⌠ARE THERE CERTAIN BEHAVIORS I SHOULD LOOK OUT FOR? IS THE FLOATING ISSUES CHRONIC OR ACUTE? DO YOU KNOW!!!
- @geosengespiral
Incoming text wall, I have a lot of opinions on caring for Unown correctly
The floating issues can be caused by many factors, for example N when I first brought it home simply collapsed from chronic exhaustion once given the option to rest, nowadays itâs doing better and can once again float and move around
So a lack of energy is definitely a possibility- Iâd look into seeing if the Unown is exhibiting signs of exhaustion or illness, as that can also drain its energy
Although the issue can be chronic if the Unown was born with it or otherwise injured in some way, I doubt it wouldâve lived long enough to follow you around if that were the case. Iâd try to treat the Unown in any way you can, and until its recovery, try to accommodate for the disability? If it turns out to be chronic, accommodating early can help you prepare for taking care of a disabled PokĂŠmon
Taking care of Unown is difficult. Be prepared for sacrifice time and certain luxuries. A lot of people take them in simply because of the novelty and uncommon idea of owning one in general, but they are NOT show pokemon. A lot of people seem to think theyâre low maintenance because of their mystique. The matter of the fact is that if you donât understand your Unown all that well because itâs being mysterious and shy, then that pokemon DOES NOT TRUST YOU. They are naturally social creatures. If it doesnât seem to want to be around you a lot, itâs not because itâs a âmysterious and ancient PokĂŠmonâ, itâs because you are doing something wrong, or itâs because the Unown has something going on. DO NOT take in Unowns if you do not have the time to be able to be with them and keep them company, or at least get other Pokemon to do it for you if you arenât willing. Theyâre slow to warm up to people because of how secluded theyâve been from us, but if it is STILL avoiding you after a long time of owning it, you need to change your care for it
Unowns need enrichment, you do not, I repeat you do NOT leave them in open spaces with literally nothing to do. They are not decorations. Invest in some toys and items for the Unown to interact with, me personally I have a few Skitty toys and a Skitty tower or two for my Unowns. Iâve had to come home early from work many times because of them, and at this point Iâve cut my availability hours to be able to spend ample time with them. You also cannot expect Unowns to act like more domesticated PokĂŠmon breeds, you can only train them to some degree and then hope that they wonât destroy your house.
As for behaviors, they can be real ominous at times- this is normal. It may look like it is summoning a demon, it is not. If it is, well I guess youâll have to deal with that
And of course, each Unown has a varying personality, and youâll need to accommodate to the individual. Most PokĂŠcenters are able to provide basic care for one, but if thereâs a severe issue youâll probably have to find a specialist
Alphabet fridge magnets make good toys for unown! They like to write out cryptic messages and play letter-substitution games. Puzzle toys for Psychic-types are a good idea too, although only lightweight ones because their telekinesis is not very strong as individuals. Different kinds of printed materials can also be very engaging for them--one of our friends left some sheet music here last summer, and Merriam and Webster obsessed over it for a solid week and a half.
Also: reading out loud to them is a great way to bond and build trust.
GEHKâŚTHANK THE BOTH OF YOUâŚYES âŚ, I BELIEVE YOU ALL ARE TELLING THE TRUTH!!!! AS I HAVE BEEN GRACIOUSLY GIFTED SOME MAGNETIC LETTERS FROM MY ROOMMATE I AM STAYING WITH, I DECIDED TO LET THEM ARRANGE THE LETTERS THEMSELFâŚ.
WHAT I GOT , AFTER REMOVING THE UNMMOVED LETTERS, WAS THIS!!!
I WILL BE DECIPHERING THIS SHORTLYâŚ.THIS LITTLE FIEND WILL MAKE A GREAT COMPANION. THANK YOU BOTH FOR YOUR AID!!
YOU! YOUâŚgrrrhâŚI LIKE YOU. YOUR TENACITYâŚYOUR IMMEDIATE DISLIKE TO THE SO-CALLED REGIONAL PROFESSOR OF KALOSâŚPROFESSOR FAKEMORE
ALMOST LIKE MYSELFâŚYOU ARE IN POSSESION OF A EVOLVED STATE OF MY OWN WATER BUG TYPE POKEMONâŚAND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW GOOD WAYS TO EASE MY ACCOMPLICE THROUGH HIS FEARS!! HE DESIRES TO HOLD THE FORT!!!!!!!!!! TO PROTECT OUR OPERATIONâŚHOWEVERâŚHE IS VERY SKITTISH ANDIMIGHTWORRYFORHIM.
DO YOU HAVE IDEAS. KNOW I AM TRUSTING YOU WITH AN UNNECESARY AMOUNT OF INFO. DO NOT DARE BREAK THAT, GEHK.
- @geosengespiral
You use a lotta caps, huh? I LIKE IT!! BE FUCKIN LOUD, YOâźď¸đŻđŻ
Damn right bout the compliments!!! got me blushin and shit!! Didnât know Sycamore was fake⌠hope he still has enough money, cuz Iâm gonna STEAL IT ALL. Yeah. If youâre readin this, asshole, know your pokedollars are gonna belong to ME.
but uh. Iâm guessin youâre talkin bout your Wimpod. Theyâre scared for damn good reasons⌠in the wild and shit, they gotta heave themselves up onto the beach to get rotten ass food. And those beach birds are mean, yo. Lotta the bold ones get eaten. Thatâs why theyâre built scared.
They learn, though. My Golisopod ainât scared of nothin. It takes a damn long timeâ you just gotta guide em through it, yknow? Maybe let him guard for an hour or so, and if heâs brave bout it, give him a reward and tell him he did a good job. heâs already bein real brave by wantin to keep yall safe. You just gotta remind him that heâs doin good, as much as you can, and over time heâll get more confident that heâs tough enough to take on anythin that comes yallâs way. Theyâre real clever pokemonâ that positive reinforcement and shit works real good.
Wimpod take time, yo. Can be real hard to work with, even once they evolve. But ya clearly care bout your lil guy a lot, so just keep at it and donât give up on him.
Makin a good hidin place for him right next to where he guards is prolly a good idea, too.
