i'll be the last to know

“There are six things very wrong with my life: 1) I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years. 2) It is on my nose. 3) I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room. 4) In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic “teachers.” 5) I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home. 6) I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.”

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008)

— Georgia Nicholson, Dancing In My Nuddy Pants

“Rosie, get off your desk, and please put you beard away!”

— It’s OK, I’m Wearing Really Big Knickers, Louise Rennison

“ I don’t care anymore about looking perfect, it’s so overrated! I don’t need a nose job or blond hair, cos my sex-god boyfriend likes me JUST the way I am! ”

“If you haven’t noticed, I am a woman now. I wear a bra!”

“I don’t care anymore about looking perfect, it’s so overrated! I don’t need a nose job or blond hair, cos my sex-god boyfriend likes me JUST the way I am!”

- It’s called Bitch In A Uniform.

http://fictionail.blogspot.com/2016/03/georgia-nicolson-angusthongs-book-nails.html

‘You’re fourteen years old. You’ve only had that hair for fourteen years and you want to change it already! How bored are you going to be with it by the time you are thirty? What color will you be up to by then?’

some of my favourite georgia quotes. thanks for everything, louise rennison xx