Now lets get the small talk out of the way

mike’s hard past couple of months

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

the day that lazy/cross eyed and/or drooling characters stop being used as a shorthand for “stupid character” is the day i finally stop wanting to tear people limb from limb for it

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.