Now lets get the small talk out of the way

mike’s hard past couple of months

i really think that by now any program that does the predicted time of download/install thing should wait a little bit before showing a predicted time, to make it more accurate and stuff. but at the same time i hope they dont because starting a download and seeing the software freak out like "oh my fucking god this is going to finish in 300 years we are FUCKED" is a wonderful joy that everyone should get to experience

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

We are monitoring the situation

i think its a lil sad how often people will like restrain themselves from exploring new identities and hobbies because they don't want it to be an "embarrassing phase" because honestly i think its way cooler to have a diverse and varied lifestyle that you can look back on and say "omg i used to love doing that!" and apply those skills and interests to something else.

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.