Now lets get the small talk out of the way

mike’s hard past couple of months

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs

THE ROUNDNESS INCARNATE!!!

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

"historically people had servants" incorrect. historically people WERE servants, and many of us still are.

I feel like people try to explain how [historical figure] had all the time to do so many Great Accomplishments and thus go "it's because they had servants". Which is true. But then leave it at that rather than continue on to the more important point that the servants actually often were as tired and overworked and unable to have time for themselves as so many of us are. "People lived this way because they had servants" okay and how were the SERVANTS living???