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I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article Iβm currently reading just described the Byzantine era as βa period relatively modern.β
Stop thatβs too funny
a queen size bed is great because you can put the pile of clean clothes that you haven't folded yet in the empty space where you once dreamt another person would be
"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s
One of my favorite things about the original Star Wars trilogy is why Han joined the Rebellion. Look, Han and Leia is my favorite Star Wars couple, but Leia isnβt the reason Han joined the Rebellion. He joined because of Luke. Luke, who never stopped giving him shit. Luke, who was scared and lonely, but never stopped being good. Luke, who dove into every battle bravely, endearing him forever to Han.
Luke, who forced Han to look at himself on Yavin and realize maybe there was something greater to fight for than himself now. And he came back for Luke, to save the man who saved him.
And he never stopped saving him. He ran into the wintery grounds of Hoth, knowing he couldnβt get back to the Rebel base until morning, because he wouldnβt leave Luke behind.
It wasnβt Leia who brought Han to the Rebellion and to the fight for something bigger than himself. It was Luke, the kid who was scared, brave, and kind, and who forced Han to be better because Han found himself caring about that kid.

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I know I have posted this before but some people need a reminder. Sheβs 14 and in a war. Cut her some slack
I'm starting to think it's not the beer that makes you drunk, but rather the can itself
you will look at my one painting. itβs 1914
THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. garry marshall
Word already had a word count?! That WORKED?
You made a computer that can't COUNT?!
they forced a word processor that can't count into everyone's word processors that could count so that people would use the super expensive word processor that can't count and have now turned the word processor that can't count back off that they forced into the word processor that could count because it couldn't count and that was bad because they couldn't put out reliable numbers of words anymore on account of the word processor that can't count being unable to count that they forced into the word processor that could count.

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THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980) Dir. Irvin Kershner
my best friends luke and han who i know very well
everyone seems to be doing quite well
Are you alive
Donβt ask me no personal shit like this
How doyou niggas remember when you started estrogen or when your shot day is
I am doing a vibes base transition. I eat estrodoil off the ground and inject prog whenever I find a needle laying around like a video game health item
I live like this

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Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.
The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.
The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.
I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.
I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.