Genuine Thom Yorke Quotes

From now on I'll be releasing my solo works on my new soundcloud page XXXThomyorke

Next Radiohead record will have Migos and Lil Uzi Vert. End of discussion Ed.

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Once i went scuba diving. The Bends

I'm Thom Thom Yorke

Let Down is about the time I tried anal.

I’ve decided to leave Radiohead behind and focus on a new project consisting of myself and Zayn Malik. Our songs explore ideas of abandonment, loss of friendship, and waning youth. Jonny asked me if he could get in on it and I told his saggy face to fuck off back to the dumpster I found him in, along with the other members of 1D.“

Me and Ed have been planning on releasing a compilation of U2's greatest hits. It will be a completely blank record and a picture of that time he broke his leg while cycling.

The idea behind the bassline in The Gloaming was creating something that was even lower than my right eyelid.

I'M GONNA FUCK THE DUMMY ON THE COVER OF THE BENDS

One of the key overarching themes of OK Computer is just being really fucking tired of memes.

I've injected Colin with the H5N1 virus. He has forty-two hours to live. There is no punchline here. Merry Christmas, everybody!

Kid A and Amnesiac = Best Albums Ever. Hail To The Thief and In Rainbows = Absolute Shit, which wanker gave Jonny his guitar back.

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!