This is a blog I guess

*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!

That was literally me last night 🫣

Aragorn identifies as a problem

I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

If I were Monica I'd print this review out and frame it

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

he got penis blasted

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

This is the funniest fucking post on this website

You can do that?!!

And apparently if you deactivate it, you're forced to kill your IG as well.

I'm putting the term "red flag" on the shelf with the other words