Merp

What?

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

Ok get this. It's like those Japanese cartoons (anime as they call it in Japan), but they're sucking and fucking.

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

[pointing at the moon] hey man can you put that thing on a leash?

The nurse doing my laser was like "you're doing really good, im impressed" and yk that shit went straight to my big fat head. why yes I am extremely good at sitting still while you torture me with laser beams, thank you

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.