The almighty one

Juice is my only friend.... Who is a grasshopper.... And an Olympic gold medalist.

No one stays loyal to me.. Todd, Ava, even one of my boys.. Only juice my pet grasshopper.. I would die for juice.

One of my boys who owes me money tried to hop the state. Not to worry I took special care of him.

I did post yesterday.. I just can't prove it....

My pet grasshopper, Juice gets lost very easily. He jumped into one of my fabulous top hats, I couldn't find him for hours.

I'm sooo.... Tired.. need to.. post....... *SnOre

I actually did post yesterday you just can't see it cause it's invisible.

Worship me and you will have good luck for as long as you worship me.

You shouldn't be surprised I didn't post yesterday I said in my bio that I would post every day Except when I don't. So that's on you.

I'm not going to post anything today, this isn't a post I am just telling you that I Won't post today. Yep.. not a post... Totally.

If you have the audacity to go to a movie theater and pull out your phone when you're surrounded by 30+ people in the middle of the FRIKIN MOVIE.. you are worse then the devil. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ.

I'm at the movies, but some idiot in front of me is texting on their phone. 𝙄'𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨.

RIP Todd and Ava their love new no bounds. They promised they would die together, 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙠𝙚𝙥𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚.

You know what they say, if you make a mistake bury it 6 feet under.

Now that you have seen my phenomenal cosmic powers you can't live without me. It's completely understandable.