Mostly Band Stuffs

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

do you ever just want to shout like… it’s because i’m sad! like yes i didn’t do my homework, yes i didn’t text you back, yes i’ve been hiding in my room! i’m sorry! but i haven’t killed myself so honestly where is my badge!

*thinks about something i didn’t wanna think about* *takes a 6 hour nap to compensate*

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

Omg please

I caught 3 Magikarp today only 98 more to go.ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Update: Much progress today! I now have 55 out of the 400 Magikarp Candies needed to evolve one of these fuckers. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

A stirring and inspiring journey that shows anyone can achieve their dreams, 10/10, would read again

Oh God I can't wait to have enough money to get my sleeves.

😓

I feel this in my soul

I just want someone to love me and want need me and listen to music with me and be waiting for me to get home from work with a great big hug and some poor quality chick flick that we can make fun of until we fall asleep cuddling. But I’m like a 6 on a good day and like a 4 when it’s not, and 98% of girls are so cute I can’t even talk to them.