Attempt At A Shitpost Generator

jesus hamburgers

youtubers would fuck society and everyone loves it

the government was never

There is no place in this world for wanting to destroy the motherfucking queen of england in the forest

jesus piss on my husband and honestly im sick of it

I would love to scream at a cow

I, crows and children and people are going absolutely bonkers

lobsters like hamburgers and everyone is in love

14 year old girls have VERY strong opinions about vampires and werewolves and i completely support it

people fuck celebrities and werewolves but I can't

consuming dirt is not disgusting

I would love to go on a date with your first born child

therapists a great idea

I are evolving into my husband

stupid people would hate opossums

increasing woodchips will never not be the worst idea ever

frogs are themselves