hurricane

Don’t worry about it. It won’t be traced back to you.

Not worried, curious. I want in.

“How would I know? But looks like your lips got fucked up, must of had some fun.”

My lips and my side hurt. Must have been epic.

That would be great actually. You know if it wasn’t for the obvious consequences. 

I’ve always wanted a penguin for a pet.

Now I can leave Evanston for stage two.

Stage two? What’s going on? Did I just become an accomplice?

Valid point, this only provides climate change is a real thing.

We’ll all be swimming by December.

Thanks, this is going to be fun.

Anytime, sweetheart. Come back now.

At least it’s not like a thousand degrees with the humidity. You should try the south.

$75.

$75′ll work.

I was listening to you play. Is there a law against that? 

Mmmm... nah, not yet. Whatdya think?

My bad, It’s a nice guitar.

It is, isn’t it?

Probably, that’s like their signature to guys who blacked out. Can I borrow some of your pills? I need them for something.

What’s in it for me?

What? It’s a guitar? Holy shit, Gem. This whole time I thought it was a fucking kazoo you were playing.

I’ll shove a kazoo if you don’t stop. What’s up?