FULL TIME NINJA

[ dude. ]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? is something the matter?

@lostlorns​

pokes the horns on the top of his head. “I guess so !”

hmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmm! thought so, my furry friend! logically, if one has horns, that makes them horny! it’s the semantics!

you  take  notice  of  their  tongue   /   well   ,   how  could  you  not   ?   it  practically  stuck  out  like  a  sore  thumb   /   but  what  you  were  more  interested  in  about   (   was  how  strong  it  was   /   you  knew  greninja’s  used  their  tongues  as  a  utility  for  whatever  they  needed  it  for   /   it  certainly  was  both  gross   &   interesting    ).

❝    hey  now   ,   is  that  really  any  way  to  greet  a  civilian   ~   ?    ❞   you  jest   /   you  certainly  were  not  a  normal  civilian.    ❝    i  should  be  the  one  surprised  you  know.   i  mean   ,   you  just  randomly  started  attacking  at  nothing   ~   !   are  you  okay   ~   ?    ❞

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm, you are a civilian? you should be careful! many dangerous pokémon live here! they might want to hurt innocent citizens like you!

but please do not scare me like that, hmmmm? i have.....great, amazing reflexes! i could have hurt you with my mighty tongue!

the....”mighty tongue” unwrapped itself from his neck again, only to give a good lick on his head and face before returning. all shiny and wet!

a chill, ran from his toes to his head when his thoughts were interrupted by a familiar voice coming right behind him. he only had time to hop forward really fast and take out a water shuriken, but upon seeing who it was, he.....dropped.

.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! you again! you are here a lot! do you live here, mayhaps?