Geek Horndog

There’s nothing hotter than a sexually promiscuous woman who embraces her raw sexuality, objectifies men and boasts about her dirtiest conquests with her friends, complete with high fives and wicked details. If a man does this, he’s a hero. If a woman does it, she’s a slut. Doesn’t that sound like an archaic, stupidly prudish way to see the world?

I think it’s time that we embraced our sluts! Let’s make heroes of the women that aren’t afraid to enjoy their sexuality the way nature has always intended them to. Free from the shackles set on them by an uptight society and insecure men.

I get absolutely ROCK HARD thinking about my girlfriend enjoying sex in all sorts of filthy, socially unacceptable scenarios with men and women. Just doing what makes her pussy wet and happy, without a care in the world for what people might think. Imagining her like that brings a smile to my face.

Sometimes I imagine her doing naughty things with my knowledge and/or participation. I’m more than happy to set up a gangbang for her or look the other way if she wants to flirt with a cute, young bartender and go back to his place. Other times I can’t stop fantasizing about her keeping a secret boyfriend on the side, one with a massive cock. Especially a younger one with a perpetual erection that nearly splits her in half. Maybe she visits him a few times a week when she feels the strong need to be stretched in a way that my average sized cock can’t? Maybe he has roommates? Or sometimes I just think about her fucking random strangers and coming home to kiss me without telling me how many cocks her mouth has been on that day (I like the taste of cock too).

Obviously I know that 95% of the stuff that she and I fantasize about will always be just that, fantasy. But it’s fucking hot to fantasize about it together, openly and honestly, without judgement and even hotter to know that it CAN happen any time and that it MIGHT just be happening right now, without me knowing it. I’m just happy that I feel secure enough in myself and in our relationship to not only be ok with her fucking bigger cocks that please her like I couldn’t, but rather that the thought of it makes my dick rock hard.

I always loved these dark denim hollisters with the yellow stitching.

Don’t you?

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Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands

From the deranged mind of Pandora’s most dangerous demolitions expert comes a new entry in the Borderlands franchise: Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands

Taking inspiration from Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon Keep, a Borderlands 2 DLC inspired by the popular real-life tabletop game Dungeons & Dragons, players are thrust into their own game of Bunkers & Badasses with Tiny Tina once again taking the role of “Bunker Master”.

Mixing up the regular Borderlands formula, players are now able to cast spells and create multiclass heroes to defeat the tyrannical Dragon Lord, the primary antagonist in Tiny Tina’s campaign. Joining you in your adventures will be companions Valentine, a headstrong captain, and Frette, a rule-obsessed robot.

With a cast that includes Will Arnett, Andy Samberg, Wanda Sykes, and, of course, Ashly Burch, there are hours of in-game content to immerse yourself with as you play through the story-driven campaign and later experience the repeatable end-game content either solo or with a group of up to three friends.

Major question. Does this tie into any of the established canon of the Borderlands franchise?

No, absolutely not. This game is a standalone spin-off of the Borderlands franchise. In case it wasn’t obvious since it is set in a game of Bunkers & Badasses…

Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands is set to release in early 2022.