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Catholic Church, hear me out

Your Problem:

No young people

Multiple popes contradicting each other

My Solution:

The Hunger Games - Pope Edition!

End the corruption now! Let all living popes and cardinals compete for dominance! The last one standing may host weekly podcasts, in which he can answer all the questions young people have had for god but didn't dare to ask a non-victorious pope!

Whats in the cornucopia you ask?

wafers, lots of wafers

a monstrance, for hitting people over the head with

incense (if you want to get high)

lots of nice and colourful robes

a giant cross for the final showdown

How will this animate the young people to reconverte to catholicism?

the presence of Cesar Flickerman alone draws in the youth

there will be fanfiction, helping the popes gain popularity (#francedict)

great opportunity for snapchat filters

youtube compilations: Watch this pope get absolutely wrecked!

How do we repopulate the Vatican afterwards?

Easy: The Winner of "The Hunger Games - Pope Edition" becomes the new Pope, while content creators (fanart, fanfiction etc) enter into a competition, the winners of which will become the new occupants of the Vatican and the new heads of the Catholic Church!

Reblog, if you want to see Popeception fanfiction! Let's get John Mulaney to support us!

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If google knows me so well then why is it trying to sell me stuff i already have...

No i dont need to see this spotify ad for the trillionth time im already paying you spotify go away

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Whats my favourite holiday you ask?

Any day that alt schwift blesses us with a new episode of game of thrones abridged is a reason to celebrate

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So, this incarnation is getting boring, when will I get to try a new one? Should have bought the VIP package...

geek-pumpkin

I think you can upgrade

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Alright, how? Should I go back to the store so they can give me a new avatar?

geek-pumpkin

That's a bit risky, I think u are supposed to improve it yourself or whatever

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What? No, I think I've tried that but definitely reached a limit. I'd like to start over please

geek-pumpkin

oh in that case i can't help you, maybe wait a bit and see what happens? Turn it off and on again?

shaking-it-up-for-50-years

So, this incarnation is getting boring, when will I get to try a new one? Should have bought the VIP package...

geek-pumpkin

I think you can upgrade

shaking-it-up-for-50-years

Alright, how? Should I go back to the store so they can give me a new avatar?

geek-pumpkin

That's a bit risky, I think u are supposed to improve it yourself or whatever

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In my head, all tumblrposts are read by the same person.

Tumblr personified is everything at once.

But mostly supernatural.

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the number of times I have turned my volume up when my phone was to dark is not funny anymore

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joining tumblr in 2019 feels like sitting down to eat in the titanic exactly at the moment when half of its in the air before it breaks into two pieces

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toothpaste is just shampoo for teeth, change my mind

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I can learn to levitate?

I don't see how, Tyler

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Surprising how little time it takes to do the thing you need to do after procrastinating for seven (7) hours

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Weird flex, but ok boomer

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So, this incarnation is getting boring, when will I get to try a new one? Should have bought the VIP package...

geek-pumpkin

I think you can upgrade

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My hot take on Christianity

They're in an eternal ongoing CHRISIS lmao rofl lol

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Ich bin ein Sams aus einer Parallelwelt. Ich!Sams. Statt blauen Punkten, die Wünsche erfüllen, habe ich rote Punkte und ich kann Sachen kaputt machen.

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meine gedanken waren bei samwinchester und ich war kurz verwirrt

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