In which three idiots aka the three musketeers are forced to make a YouTube video and only 20 minutes after meeting for the first time “How on Earth are you in a abandoned haunted place without your apatite decreasing!?” Evans says waving his hands around for dramatic effect, then points his finger at the camera.
“But your avoiding the question.” Carmen holding the camera proclaims. “Did you see the sex demon?” She asked expectantly.
“Ew this place is gross,” he cuts across her completely ignoring her question.
Evans’s face creases up in disgust as he watches her bite off almost half of the sandwich in one. “How can you even consider eating in here?”
“Easily.” Carmen’s mouth is full of ham and cheese. “I’m fucking hungry.”
“I don’t know if the ghost is gay, necessarily.” the new voice ignores his interjection. But i hope so. He earns another look of disgust from the only human in the room aross him.
The three of them go to the main stage of the theater, while the camera is being set up the two geniuses decide to act on the available space.
After the worst play you can imagine unfolded one of them who did acting work before got fed up with the bad acting from the everlasting grumpy expressionist.
“Hey!” There’s a loud shout from the balcony. “Can you fuckers come up here and help with the equipment? I’m deeming this a wrap because I can’t handle another minute of you arseholes bickering on stage.”
“Well buckle up, dipshit, you’ve got two more episodes of us bickering in various locations.”
Evans grins beside him before taking a small bow and jumping down from the stage.
After the camera is safely put in Carmen’s bag she too jumps down from her position on the balcony to the ground.
“You two make me want to quit so much, the only thing stopping me is the pay i get for entertaining you.” Carmen deadpans already taking her camera out again.
“Make the ending pg16 at least or I’m killing both of you so you can stay in the theater with the rest.” She deadpans in the hope that they’ll listen.
“We’ll be back next episode. Buckle up kids, it’s gonna be a wild ride.”
“It’s haunted. Of course it’s ominous, arsewipe.”
“cut! For once we have a normal ending!”
The three climb into the car and drive back the way they came.
(This is the first time I’ve written and posted please don’t kill the author :) )
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