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‘This hotel room looks fucking expensive. I’m almost too scared to move or touch anything.’

@gdikrisb​​

-- & "Everything about this place is terribly extravegant."

[TEXT] Do my eyes deceive me?

@cbbdeborah​

‘At the moment? Two. My Mum’s then Matt and Darren’s, and now Megan and Norman’s.’

-- & "that's a pretty high honour to be the wedding singer for your mother, I imagine she was very proud of you that day."

‘Y’know I’d never turn down an offer like that.’

-- & "Good because it's been far too long since I got a hug from you. How long have you been in the house now?"

“Yeah, everything has to end eventually. Hurts like a bitch though. I felt the same when we were finishing off the Twilight movies too.”

-- & "It's.... it can be very difficult to let something go when you've spent so much time in your life working on it. When True Blood ended I felt like I was lost for a couple of years, if I'm honest."

JEZ: You got it in one

JESY: Of course I wasn't lovely

KRIS: Oh if you had I wouldn't have been offended!

JESY: lizard brayo

KRISTIN: Is this a Maleficent reference?

JESY: there was me thinking I was being original

JEZ: Means stuff we all get, but I see it more as being fucking awesome

‘Oh, I’m not worried about Big’s expenses. I’m worried about those prison cells downstairs. They do not look comfortable at all.’

-- & "Stay out of trouble, you won't have to use them. I highly doubt a broken appliance is going to earn you jail time."

I can’t believe Colin and Kristin had the nerve to arrive just before me. Talk about stealing a queen’s limelight. Hi, I’m Lana. I couldn’t think of a humorous introduction, so I just brought beer instead. Alcoholic and non-alcoholic, just in case. Cheers. 

-- & "Quit complaining and give me a hug."

Megan reminded me there’s just two months to go before Harry the Wedding Singer makes a reappearance. Does anyone have any requests? Probably best to get them in now rather than on the night. 

-- & "Reappearance? Just how many weddings have you done?"

‘I’m fucking sad the Walking Dead is confirmed to end in 2022 and I’m not even in it. I get there’s spin offs planned and movies and shit, but still… it is fucking sad the main shows end is now set in stone.’

-- & "Shows gotta end at some point, but if it helps that's exactly how I felt with Sons Of anarchy."