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i love the “anybody wanna fall in love in __?!” picture because i see it without fail everytime a month passes

no brain november. just take it out

people who dislike hearing their friends talk about their interests are so weird. why would you not wanna hear the most incoherent rambles ever and promote joy in friend????

no guides for new twitter users they don’t need to be coddled. figuring this site out on your own is a rite of passage. it weeds out the weak

“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out

Bold of shows to try to decide who's the main character. I think that's up to me.

yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

STOP FUCKING CALLING HIM JERMA

"not to be a lesbian" enough!!! YES to be a lesbian!!!!!

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