...okay

we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

no more questioning who we’re talking to when we say “girl help.” it’s carly rae jepsen

Truly what Louis is doing with Regina is such a gutting confirmation of Claudia “never been about me” like goddddddd god god she never had a choice she was a symbol she was something acted upon she was robbed of her life and self the moment they turned her and when she was finally breaking free she was killed along with the first person to ever see her for HER and Louis’ grief is so deep and acute but it’s about HIM he kills Claudia’s rapist and reads her diary to him as he does and it’s for HIM, he finds a girl that looks like her and pays her to pretend to be her because it was never about her here’s a convincing fill in, it’s baby Lulu all over again it was never about herrrrr Claudia has been dead since the start they killed the woman she could have been and then when she was finally flying free and making herself anew she was killed again and it was never about her I am going to throw up

A frustrating part of the mainstream vegan “love all animals and protect the environment” mindset is the fact that things need to die in real-life ecology all the time but deer hunting season makes icky feelings and carp culls aren’t cottagecore

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

[Caption: the reblog above ends on a large screenshot of a tag left in the post, saying "misandry too."]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.