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-I feel like notorious and/or serial thieves and hackers would have a lot of Gemini placements or a prominent Mercury placement

-Uranus in the 3rd house can indicate being socially awkward and having trouble understanding social cues. It can even hint at neurodivergence

-Leo placements and people with the Sun in prominent houses get attention regardless of if they actually seek it or not. Whether they are receptive to the attention or not depends on their other placements (ex- water placements usually hate it and avoid it)

-Neptune in the 4th house can indicate growing up sheltered and not having an accurate picture of what “the real world” is like. In extreme cases think rapunzel and mother gothel

-mars-Uranus aspects can indicate being accident and injury prone, especially if they are conjunct in the 6th house

-Chiron-Neptune aspects can manifest literally via being scared of water/the ocean or having had an incident where you almost drowned

-people with a lot of Capricorn and Aries placements either have perfect teeth or had to have some major dental work done during their early life (including orthodontic procedures)

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t. My observations and readings are not a substitute for professional medical help. Do not self-diagnose, go see a doctor please and thank you

-Virgo moons tend to have upset tummies/IBS when stressed out

-people with Uranus in the 6th house tend to like weird food combinations and/or dislike food combos that are generally well liked. They are picky eaters

-people with the 6th house cusp in Gemini (or heavy Gemini placements in general) get hit particularly hard by the common cold and may have breathing issues like asthma and bronchitis

-Pisces placements are prone to foot pain so comfortable footwear is important for these natives. Some of them can barely tolerate high heels

-people with the 5th or 6th house cusp in cancer may be prone to emotional eating

-moon-Neptune aspects can indicate depression and other mood disorders. If mercury is also aspected anxiety can be an issue

-there could be a correlation between mercury-Uranus aspects and conditions like ADHD and the autism spectrum in a general sense

-people with the 6th house cusp in scorpio especially need to watch out for STIs and possible reproductive issues, especially if mars is involved

-Capricorn placements tend to have bad knees…

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-Aries moons don’t get enough credit for their loyalty. They would legitimately kill for their loved ones

-the people who adamantly oppose astrology and say it’s fake usually have prominent earth placements

-mars or pluto in the 3rd house can indicate frequent disagreements with siblings if you have them

-another manifestation of Saturn in the 3rd house is having a sibling that you share a big age difference with

-people with Mercury in the 2nd house always have a side hustle and frequently look for ways to make a little extra and quick cash

-it is important that people with Neptune and Uranus in the 2nd house do not dabble into any sort of gambling. The money gains may be great but the losses can be huge and they can go into debt very easily

-people with mars in aquarius tend to stonewall and give the silent treatment when they’re angry, not to make you feel guilty, but because they simply don’t want to address you

-people with Neptune in the 12th house often have dejavu moments in real life and have extremely vivid dreams

-Jupiter in the 7th house has a similar effect to Juno in the 10th, 2nd or 8th house in the sense that it can indicate marrying rich and gaining a lot from marriage

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-people with the Sun in conjunction to their ascendant have a "what you see is what you get" kind of personality and tend to really fit the stereotypes associated with their sun signs

-People with Saturn in the 10th house usually have to work for every ounce of success they achieved. If they unfairly stepped on people to obtain their power though, their Saturn return will make them fall from grace publicly

-People with their MC in Aquarius tend to get embroiled in scandals and allegations and have controversial careers, this would be especially evident in celebrities

-Leo and Pisces mercuries are both prone to exaggerating when speaking about their experiences. The difference between the two is that the latter can genuinely believe the embellished version of their story while the former usually does not

-people with Virgo placements hate when people touch and rearrange their things whether their space is actually clean or not

-Chiron in the 5th house indicates that the native got their creative expression stifled by miserable people in their lives, and/or that they suffered a lot of heartbreak romantically

-if the sun and the moon are both in your 7th house, or aspected to Juno, it is likely that your parents will be physically involved (or at least emotionally invested) in your marriage

-people with mercury-Uranus aspects always know a lot of random things that you would not expect them to know. Or they say a lot of random things that sometimes have nothing to do with the conversation at hand

-people with Lilith in the 9th house get a lot of shit for being honest, especially when they are children

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-having Venus in the 6th house can indicate being known as the pretty coworker that everybody lowkey has a crush on, especially if Venus is in its home sign (libra or Taurus).

-Venus in the 1st house squaring or opposing the MC or Mercury can indicate having to deal with not being taken seriously in professional or academic settings because some people equate having a pretty face with being an airhead (when that’s obviously not true)

-Venus in Sagittarius’s reputation for being noncommittal stems from them immediately running away from people who are all-consuming, demand all their time and attention and do not respect their need to be given space. They want an equal, not an owner or a pet

-Having an MC or 6th house ruled by Venus can literally indicate working in a profession in which you get to beautify things, whether it’s interior design, cosmetology, dermatology, etc

-people with Lilith in Libra in the 1st house are usually very conventionally attractive and may lean into using their good looks to manipulate others and consequently believe that their physical attractiveness will get them everything they want all the time whether they openly admit it or not, especially if it’s conjoined to Venus

-there’s something about Taurus placements and muted greens, burnt orange and warm browns. These colors look particularly good on them

-if your 4th house cusp is in Libra or Taurus with its ruler in the 7th house (or conjunct Juno), you have a high chance of marrying your childhood sweetheart, or at least someone you were familiar with since you were very young

-people with Venus in Pisces are known to get lost in their partner and adopt their mannerisms, but no one really talks about how they tend to attract partners that project their guilt, misery and insecurities onto them

-Leo placements in general are known to have a lot of confidence and yet I find that Leo Venuses question their place in their partners lives a lot and need constant reassurance to feel sure of their partner’s love for them

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-people with Neptune in the 11th house don’t usually end friendships on bad terms, the parties involved just drift apart and never really speak again

-if you’re an Aries moon, chances are your mom ran the household, married or not. Even if your father was around, she was the main one handling things

-people with pluto in the 11th house are usually loners and prefer having a close circle of friends they knew for a very long time rather than make new connections that they view as superficial

-people with mercury in water or fire signs have the tendency to let their emotional biases cloud their judgement, especially cancer

-on the other hand, people with mercury in earth or air signs tend to put so much emphasis on logic that they seem to lose their ability to empathize (ahem, Capricorn and Aquarius)

-people with Uranus aspecting mercury tend to be absolute nerds and they have the most interesting hobbies. Think of that one kid you knew at school that loved anime and would Naruto run down the hallways

-Scorpio moons have an especially hard time fully getting over their exes, even if they are in a new relationship

-Chiron in the 1st house aspected with Venus and/or mars can indicate being constantly body shamed and being made to feel unattractive by a lover

-Juno in the 9th house can indicate marrying outside your race and/or culture, meeting your spouse in school or while traveling

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-saturn in the 1st or 6th house aspected with the moon (especially conjunction) can indicate your emotional state greatly reflecting on your physical appearance, namely the tendency to lose a lot of weight in stressful times

-people with the 6th house cusp in Pisces with the ruler (Jupiter or in modern astrology Neptune) in the 12th house daydream a lot when they really should be focusing on other things

-people with the 12th house cusp in Pisces with Jupiter or Neptune in the 1st house have the tendency to stare off into space and often feel themselves slipping in and out of consciousness even if they’re wide awake

-The 2nd saturn return is when people usually start experiencing major life changes involving their physical health

-when you have the moon in the 6th or 10th house or the moon aspecting your MC, your emotional state of being is evident to the public and in professional settings even if you don’t share your personal business with anyone.

-people with the moon or Neptune in the 7th house tend to genuinely believe in the idea of finding “the one”

-having neptune in the 12th house aspected with Saturn can indicate having addictions and not realizing you have them for a long time until you hit rock bottom

-people with Saturn in the 3rd house usually make great teachers. Even if they don’t become professional educators, they are good at explaining and teaching things

-people with Saturn in the 1st house are always loved and trusted by the people around them, especially older people and authority figures. Wherever they go, whatever institution they get into, they always find someone older who cares about them and wants to guide them. When they get older, younger people look up to them and follow them around

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-people with favorable aspects between mercury and the moon always seem to know exactly what to say to make you feel better on a rough day.

-Cancer mercuries can be catty and will use your insecurities, your trauma, and your darkest secrets to verbally destroy you. That’s that crab pinch 🦀

-Gemini placements aren’t two-faced, they just know how to tweak parts of their personality to fit that of whoever they’re talking to. I call that being adaptable

-people with Saturn in the 1st house may not be known for having a generally youthful appearance, but they grow into their features so well and tend to age beautifully. The same can be said about Capricorn ascendants

-i would compare having an earth sun with a fire moon to constantly trying to stop an unruly pet or child from going psycho and wreaking havoc. For those people much of their energy goes into trying not to lose their shit

-friendship breakups are just as, if not more heartbreaking than romantic breakups for someone with the moon in the 11th house. They take it very personally when their friends don’t put in as much energy in the friendship as they do

-people with the Sun in the 6th house take a lot of pride in their ability to take care of themselves as well as their profession. Even if their job is looked down upon or overlooked by many, they don’t care

-Uranus in the 7th house can indicate moving way too fast through a relationship and marrying within a short time frame of knowing someone

-people with the 7th house cusp in a water sign need to be careful to not be so enmeshed in their intimate relationships that they lose themselves in the end. Especially if the moon and/or Neptune is in that house

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-if you have an ascendant ruled by Mercury (Gemini and Virgo), it probably didn’t take very long for your mom to birth you. You were out within a few hours

-Sagittarius ascendants tend to be of tall stature, or have a slender figure and long torso which gives the illusion of height. Or they’re short and real thicc

-Scorpio moons tend to lie by omission. They’ll tell you half the truth while keeping the rest of it to themselves, mostly because they personally feel like it’s none of your business anyway and knowing something you don’t gives them a sense of control

-at best Aquarius moons have a relationship with their mom where they see her more as an equal than a disciplinarian. Because of that relationship dynamic, they tend to be more comfortable having certain conversations with their mom that would usually be awkward or difficult to have with one’s parents

-at worst, Aquarius moons see their mother as someone very detached that can’t be bothered to get to know their child on an intimate level. They feel like they are given so much freedom that they might as well have not had a parent

-having the saturn square Jupiter aspect can indicate having to work hard for everything you have and actually chasing your luck. Or at least feeling like you have to jump through hoops to get the good things you want/deserve while everyone else gets it all handed to them

-Lilith in the 7th house in a mutable sign (specifically gemini) can indicate craving companionship when you’re single but then wanting to run away once you finally have someone by your side.

-challenging aspects between Lilith and Venus can indicate extreme jealousy and wanting complete control of your partner to the point where it can get dangerous (especially if mars and pluto are also involved)

-Juno in the 11th house can indicate marrying someone that was once a friend of yours, or somebody who grew up in the same community as you (like someone from your school, church etc)

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-people with Lilith in the 6th house tend to deal with harassment at the hands of coworkers of the opposite sex, especially if Chiron is aspected

-people with Aries mars will do something just because you said they couldn’t, that spite of theirs gets them into dangerous situations at times

-Sagittarius placements are always smiling, laughing and giggling about something including their misfortunes

-At worst, Pisces moons may have seen their mother as someone who was mentally unstable (delusional even), dishonest and unreliable

-at best, Pisces moons see their mother as someone gentle, giving, and attentive who could somehow sense exactly what was wrong with their child without directly being told

-People with aquarius Venus tend to dress in one of 2 main ways:

1• quite modest. Always look well put together but they rarely show a lot of skin or wear heavy makeup. Lots of neutral hues, much like a Capricorn Venus (Saturnian influence)

2• very experimental. Will mismatch different styles of clothing, crazy patterns and color pairings, statement pieces, borderline alt style (uranian influence)

-if you think Virgo placements are overly critical and judgy towards others, you should see how harsh they are with themselves. They beat themselves up mentally on a daily basis

-a Pisces moon in the 2nd house aspected with Uranus (yes I know that is oddly specific) can indicate that your mom had a gambling problem or was a shopping addict, so financially your household suffered

-having mars in the 9th house can literally indicate that you got into a lot of fights at school (physical or otherwise), or that you were in programs, clubs or sports teams that were very competitive

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-women with cancer Venus and Mars tend to have very sensitive breasts and like when their partner touches them

-Virgo Venus and mars natives being analytical works really well for them in the bedroom because they will quickly learn your body and how to fuck you

-people with mars-pluto aspects tend to enjoy inflicting pain and playing with weapons in the bedroom

-people with mars in Pisces are so gentle and attentive in bed whether it’s your first or 100th time with them. If you’re having a one night stand with a Pisces mars, the way they touch and kiss you would make you think they actually have feelings for you

-people with Mars in Aquarius, Sagittarius and Gemini tend to switch positions a lot during sex. Keeps things exciting

-People with Mars in Capricorn have a lot of stamina. When you think they’re done, they’re not and it’s almost impossible to make them stop sometimes

-having a Mars-Neptune aspect can indicate that you enjoy sex more when you are under the influence

-having a mars-Saturn aspect can indicate being into edging and orgasm denial. Delayed gratification is your thing

-people with mars and/or Lilith in scorpio have sex like they haven’t had sex in decades even if they literally fucked the day before. That’s how intense their passion is

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-Aquarius MCs are most likely to select a STEM (science, technology, engineering and math) major or profession.

-Aquarius placements are either very tech savvy or they don’t know how to work technology beyond a basic level (because ✨Saturn✨)

-the sign your 9th house cusp is in can tell me what subject you were the strongest at in school (ex- 9th house cusp in Gemini or Virgo likely were very good at math and not so interested in humanities). Now whether it was your favorite subject or not depends on you

-mercury in the 1st house aspected with Saturn makes you LOOK smart so people are more likely to listen to you and take you seriously

-people with mercury in Gemini or Sagittarius were the class clowns in grade school. Even if they weren’t particularly disruptive in class, they were still very hilarious and generally well-liked

-Women with mars in Capricorn tend to prefer and/or attract men in authority positions, sometimes quite literally men in the armed forces

-people with pluto in the 12th house are the type to completely go ghost on everyone they know for a while and come back acting like an entirely different person

-People with Venus in Capricorn are usually aware that they are being flirted with but will consciously ignore it

-people with Pisces Venus tend to love wearing oversized, long, and loose clothing mainly because they prioritize comfort above all else. They also tend to prefer cooler, pastel colors

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-mars in the 10th house can sometimes indicate literally doing sex work and being known for it. It’s one of the rarer manifestations

-a Saturn return for someone with Saturn in the 8th house may involve losing someone important to them. That experience will force them to learn to process and face grief and loss head on. They may get an inheritance out of it

-cancer ascendants tend to have soft features in general, rounded faces, large eyes and small but plump lips

-a Saturn return for someone with Saturn in the 10th house may involve literally changing career paths. You may have been working the same kind of job for years and then your Saturn return happens and you realize “that’s not what it want anymore”. This can also happen for people with Saturn in the 6th house

-people with Lilith in the 9th house has had major beef with a teacher/tutor of theirs at least once during their school days. Everything that teacher did left a bad taste in their mouth. If the native comes from a very religious family, they hated the preacher lol

-contrary to popular belief, Pisces mars natives are far from weak, they’re just lazy as hell and need a little extra push to get things done

-people with a lot of 12th house placements feel the most energized at nighttime and they always have trouble with their sleep patterns

-women with Lilith in the 11th house tend to have to deal with men who pretend to be their friend but secretly want to sleep with them and will jump at any opportunity to get in their pants

-another lesson the saturn return might teach someone with Saturn in the 10th house is to start caring about the public image they project out in the world. If before their Saturn return they were wild, carefree, and not concerned about rules and their reputation, they will learn the importance of certain rules and values put in place by authority figures around them then

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-people with mars in a water sign (Pisces especially) tend to love water sports and dislike activities that are too strenuous on the bones

-a Saturn return for someone with Saturn in the 3rd house will involve learning how to express themselves effectively and with intention and speak up when they or others are being wronged. It can also mean reconnecting with siblings, and extended family, and picking up some new hobbies

-libra placements are either the peacemakers/mediators of their friend group or the biggest instigators

-at best, Leo moons may have seen their mother as someone who helped them foster their creativity and was always supportive of their endeavors no matter how out-there they sounded

-at worst, Leo moons see their mother as someone who often made everything about herself and used her children’s accomplishments to brag. Comparison among siblings could have been a huge issue as well

-people with mars conjunct ascendant tend to have a lot of physical strength and often look angry and quick to offend especially if it sits in the 1st house. If it’s sitting in the 12th house, people often feel like they have to walk on eggshells around you and they often can’t put their finger on why that is

-Mars in the 12th house conjunct ascendant can mean that in your immediate past life you may have died in battle, in a fire or during a very turbulent time in general.

-Chiron in the 6th house can sometimes indicate an unhealthy relationship with food. If it’s aspected with Jupiter it can indicate a tendency to binge and overindulge. Aspects with Saturn can indicate following a strict diet and punishing yourself when you eat something that you consider unhealthy

-people with the Sun squaring or opposing their ascendant tend to not relate with the stereotypes associated with their Sun signs and are most likely to be skeptical of astrology because of it

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-Saturn in the 5th house can indicate having trouble conceiving or just having children later in life.

-Saturn in the 5th house can also indicate being a late bloomer when it comes to romance. While everyone else was dating in grade school, no one seemed to be interested in you but you get more attention when you get older

-having a lot of Scorpio placements and/or Pluto in its domicile (8th house) can make it hard, even impossible to forgive others including yourself

-having Saturn in the 1st house can manifest via severe self-image issues and dimming your own light at every comment said about you. A Saturn return for that placement can mean newfound independence and strong understanding of/belief in oneself

-mars in the 11th house can indicate lots of falling out with friends/ending friendships on bad terms, especially if pluto is in conjunction

-a Saturn return for someone with Saturn in the 11th house will involve learning that not everyone is out to get them and that they need to open up and make meaningful connections. They always deal with feelings of loneliness even when surrounded by friends

-a saturn return for someone with Saturn in the 9th house can manifest in rejecting religion altogether or adhering to another faith

-the cusp of the 8th house being in Capricorn can literally indicate living a long life. Especially if saturn happens to be in the 8th house, you’ll acquire a lot of wisdom as you age

-people with mars square/opposite pluto have very short tempers and tend to hold it in until they implode. Please control your tempers and learn some healthy coping mechanisms, abeg

DISCLAIMER- Placements will not play out the same way for everyone and having challenging placements + aspects does not mean that you are a bad person or that you will have a bad life. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t

-people with the moon conjunct ascendant aspect tend to have very intense stares. They’re the personification of the saying “eyes are the window to the soul”

-people with Aries in their big 3 have gone through a phase where they had or wanted red hair or to a lesser extent blonde hair

-people with Venus in earth signs tend to wear a lot of neutral colors and tend to prefer more natural-looking makeup in general

-Saturn in the 7th house can manifest via marrying later in your life, usually during or after your first Saturn return

-if you have the 6th house’s cusp in Leo and Saturn or Uranus happens to be there, please pay special attention to your heart health, especially as when you get older

-if you have Uranus in the 4th house you probably had to suddenly move homes at least once in your life, whether it’s just moving houses or leaving your home country to live elsewhere. Uranus in the 4th house can also indicate you being the family weirdo or black sheep

-having favorable aspects between mercury and venus can make you have a pleasant sounding voice

-Sagittarius ascendants tend to have elongated/oval shaped faces

-people with Neptune in the 9th house tend to get themselves in sticky situations especially when traveling abroad because they trust too easily and leave their things unprotected. Also it’s imperative that these natives do not believe everything they hear or read