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When you’re talking smack with one of your bros and the conversation veers to dick size. You both boast about the size of your cocks. You both pull out your schlongs but find it hard to compare length and girth side by side. You find that the best way to see whose dick is bigger is by holding them together, ball sack to ball sack, length to length. Suddenly, your bro’s dick starts convulsing and shooting streams of cum all over both of your bellies. You both quickly shove your dicks back into your pants and never mention it again. Years later, you still fantasize about that day and wish you would have had the nerve to suck your bro’s dick.

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