all wolf 359 babey

house we need to cure this patient

doug eiffel (born december 25th) (christmas hater) (star wars fan) (celebrates star wars day) vs. renée minkowski (born may 4th) (has never seen star wars) (doesn't care) (christmas enthusiast) (eiffel has never experienced a greater injustice in his life)

w359 fans be like (WHOOSH) (KSSHHHHHHHH) (TYPETYPETYPETYPE) (among us venting sfx) (COCKS GUN) (siiip) (ALARM SFX) (beeeee boooo)

Wolf 359 is a space podcast that is actually about how much space sucks and you should never go there

the funniest thing about all the stuff eiffel smuggled onto the hephaestus is that he had to smuggle it onto the hephaestus. he brought twenty cartons of cigarettes on board. he had to pack them into his pockets. and he's a terrible liar. somewhere there's a mission launch photo of minkowski's crew and in that photo you can see the outline of all the stuff eiffel crammed into his pockets. he's holding his hand to his chest to keep his stack of magazines from slipping and minkowski is glaring at him suspiciously and he looks terrified. hilbert doesn't care.

it is what it is *throws up blood*