When you see it, it sees you, too

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

@monarchetype

I wonder what those galaxies are up to now?

this is why you shouldn't swear

listen. when you slip on a banana peel and impale yourself on the sharpened banana stem, I hope your last words are “Greer was right.”

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!