•this girl made a fictional character called “garret schinder (i can’t spell it) who looks like this

•she also made t-shirts and sold them for $9

•this one homeroom has watched cnn10 everyday and “worships” Carl Azuz (the guy who runs it)

•there’s these two really tall dudes who just chase each other in the morning

•before mcas one day, our history teacher just shouted “come get my milk!!”

•there’s these two girls and one says milk like “melk” and the other HATES it so she’ll chase down the other person screaming “melk”

•the same girl who says milk with an e also has a psychotic laugh and honestly it’s so scary

•there’s also a kid who wears a green sweatshirt everyday

•this really tiny kid wanted to skip gym so he has his friend lock him in a locker

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

Your tummy is great

You have really nice legs

You have a really beautiful face

Your hair looks rad

You’re good enough

Your body is 100% normal and acceptable.

It’s yours and you should decorate it how you want

Man-made climate change

The biblical concept of hell

I would like to add some of my favorites.