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anacondrai is the powerhouse of the cell or something

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i just learned his name isnt Date Peterson and i am so disappointed

STARE AT MY DARLIMG SCRUPTIOS BABY DOING A BLEP

she smells like potatoes and thats beautiful

:P i made

#like 2 years ago #but i made

i have a new scientistic theory:

god and satan collaborated when creating all the creatures and the higher to heaven the more of a say god had in creating them and the closed to hell the more satan had

which explains y the fish r so fucking ugly

there 2d fish for gods sake

hmmmmmm

new theory:

there r no angles all angels r actually birds

AND ALL DEMONS R FISH

#no like seriously what the hell god?#who let street light be a predator #THERE R GIANT SPIDERS DOWN THERE #did i mention THE STAR'FISH' like actually what is that thing #who let it live #yy #it has like 5 brains and yet is still borderline an inanimate object #and dont tell me they eat babies too like the rest of those foul creatures #i honestly believe krakens r real because like Y NOT?? a giant octopus is BY FAR not the strangest thing down there #the sea'hores' looks like its been hit by a car and the only reason im not inclined to believe every single one of then was #IS BECAUSE THERE IN THE FCKING OCIAN #I AM NEVER STEPPING FOOT IN THE OCTIAN I WANT TO BE AS FAR AWAY FROM THOSE LEVIATHAN ASS MOTHERFUCKERS DOWN THERE

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HEY CROWS step up ur fricking game, idc how smart u r, stop walking around butt-naked and then we'll talk

#yes this is a callout post

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a character who's a ghost from the 19th century, but theyre not evil or anything just lonely and really want friends, theyre really stubborn and overly self-confident but still super caring for their friends and r generally a nice person

except they were a doctor in their life, a 19th century doctor

so they only know a bunch of bullcrap medicine and swear by it, constantly trying to offer their help to people and get annoyed when they reject it, thinking that everyone else is just stupid and uninformed

but they still really want to help their friends so they r constantly trying to trick people, using they same tactics u would use to trick a toddler to put their shoes on, but theyre trying to trick everyone into getting lobotomized

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Update: i just learned that lobotomies were done in the 1940s

LIKE WHAT THE HELLL

Like we had television while people were ripping peoples brain apart for a damn headache

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Those 'jesus loves u' christian church advertisement billboards u would see in the south but its during the apocalypse

a character who's a ghost from the 19th century, but theyre not evil or anything just lonely and really want friends, theyre really stubborn and overly self-confident but still super caring for their friends and r generally a nice person

except they were a doctor in their life, a 19th century doctor

so they only know a bunch of bullcrap medicine and swear by it, constantly trying to offer their help to people and get annoyed when they reject it, thinking that everyone else is just stupid and uninformed

but they still really want to help their friends so they r constantly trying to trick people, using they same tactics u would use to trick a toddler to put their shoes on, but theyre trying to trick everyone into getting lobotomized

Christianity is gay cuz Jesus got nailed by another guy and then Jesus came and all Christian's r trying to get him to come again

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i never understood y 'pulling out' is so hard but then i learned that people on average take 9 months to exit a vagina for the first time

survival guide about what to do if a ginger approaches you:

step 1: run they have already stolen your soul

step 2: except

i just want to be called a good girl but everyone calls me an uncontrollable impulsive arsonist

gasoline is just gay holy water

you say forgive me father for i have sinned

i say sorry daddy ive been a bad girl

we are not the same

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a pool is just a just bowl of human pee soup

being a girl didn't work out ima go transition into a cat

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