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the hardest part about it/its pronouns is the people who don't know when there's an apostrophe

the second hardest part is getting anyone to actually call you it

BDSM is fine, except for binding people which is fucked up, and dominating people which is fucked up, and sadism which is- lets be real- pretty fucked up, and masochism which is honestly lowkey pathetic

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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to be clear. fat applies to both the butch and the cock

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

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