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Oh he’s pretty

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

This is what sex with me feels like

project male hairy

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

My reading comprehension isn't that bad

That’s what a top says when he’s finally ready to settle down, get married, and say “goodbye!” to the dating world.