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krahsnomel

realized i never posted this over on tumblr omg!! this is from a couple years ago, i did a fan animation for resident evil 8 based on the play in bio village puppet show-style promos

manicpixiedreamkiller

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

manicpixiedreamkiller

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

cheeseanonioncrisps

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

cheeseanonioncrisps

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

z0-mb-ie

“there are way too many byler variants, its getting out of hand.”

me every single time a new one drops without fail:

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remartt

he wants it so badly 🙏 hollanov reference omg

willgrahamscock

I had a dream that was highly influenced by falling asleep to kitchen nightmares and scrolling on TikTok because I dreamt I was watching a video where Gordon Ramsey was screaming at Hannibal Lecter about how his cooking tastes like a missing person and it cut to Hannibal’s face with a boom sound at every insult

gothicwill

Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

queer-cannibalistic-vampire

rocktheholygrail

Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x07 || 3x09

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swallowthekn1fe

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

mendelsohnben

“He’s a happy duckling and life is beautiful”

- Hannibal Lecter, according to Mads Mikkelsen

batsbratsandbarbedwire

This is why nobody else could have played Hannibal in the show. Mads is everything important

skysmadness

based on this tweet i made as i jumped on the bravebyers bus:

the-birat612

I have a feeling Mike the brave makes real mike so jealous that mike just kisses will to compete with mike the brave

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

deconstructedcunt

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

lesbiandeanwinchester04

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yoongisgayvanz

i make myself laugh

twwarina

take my blood, take my soul and take my heart

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