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but then i doont knoow that i can trust my oown perceptioons either. it dooesnt feel like its been *that loong* since its the last sunrise but i dunnoo. in any case i have noo chooice but too stick aroound foor the day. even if i had time im noot gooing too get anoother ooppoortunity too use soopoor oor get clean water foor awhile.

im soort oof side-eying everyoone as we goo throough the city. but nooboody is paying attentioon too me. its kind oof funny what the reality oof the situatioon is because i always imagined if i ever stepped fOOt intoo the presence oof anoother living trooll id be eviscerated like immediately. i always just figured every single trooll coould sense illegal castes with psychic poowers which i mean is stupid but 

idk yoou think enoough stupid thooughts ooften enoough with noo prOOf oone way oor the oother

but noo everyoone is just gooing aboout their night-too-night lives. the hivestems are soo tall. theyre soo tall. theyre really tall. 

theres a loot oof digital and painted advertisement poosters everywhere tOO. id like too buy them all.

“GRUMBLE GEE’S GRUBUP FLAVOOR DISKS” and a picture oof a happy ooliveblOOd with a pizza. ive never had pizza i woonder if i coould affoord that while im here?

theres alsoo “SCUTTLEBUG A” which i think the “A” stands foor alternia

which seems stupid because a-dooy. 

“FRESH A LA FLARP” i doont knoow what that means

“ITS TAB YOOU SENILE IDIOOTS” says anoother with a picture oof tab. im really thirsty noow soo i guess the ads woork.

“CHEAP SUCKERS” with a vacuum-cleaner. 

i really loove these billbooards, i coould read them all night. 

“GET A PAIR! A PAIR OF PAIRS” haha what are yoou even selling i loove yoou

the biggest hivecluster ive ever seen!! but alsoo the oonly, heheh. it makes me feel really tiny in coomparisoon and i havent even goot there yet-- its still in the distance kinda. im soort oof typing oon becs back as we goo aloong i knoow nooboody cares aboout this bloog soo i think its fine if i doo it stream-oof-cooncioousness style

i can soort oof make oout the welcoome sign. it says “welcoome too glooglug” in alternian, but the bright red letters theyre painted in are faded and peeling

i doont knoow hoow unfamiliar things can becoome soo banal after a few nights!!

the wOOds are soo thick that were basically fine when the sun rises, soo loong as we stick too the shaded areas

im very tired and bec is snap is tOO, tbh. he snaps and barks at me if i try too hum oor fill the silence in anyway soo im stuck just listening too oour fOOtsteps and ribbitbeasts try getting it oon with oother ribbitbeasts. oother than that its even quieter than my island. theres noo sea soounds oor LOOTS oof wild-life because they try too avooid the rooads i guess. theres noot much in the way oof fOOd foor them too find here

why doo we call everything a beast anyway? we have animal as a woord, and beast implies its scarier than it is. even a hoopbeast is just a fluffy boouncy ball oof vegan.

i dunnoo. its a waste oof energy too update this new bloog but i am. soo boored. rooadtrips are soo roomanticized when i read aboout them but i guess thoose troolls arent gooing with their lusi :/

1. filled a pail $10.00

2. shooshpapped a stranger $12.00

3. kissed a seadweller (if youre not one) $5.00

4. courted someone of a higher/lower caste $5.00

5. killed someone (only counts once) $2.00

6. consumed soporifics $7.00

7. hid from culling drones $2.00

8. browsed an illegal propaganda website $.50

9. caused someone a serious physical injury $2.00

10. auspisticed a fight $1.00

11. lied about your blood caste $8.00

12. stolen from a lowblood $.50

13. stolen from a highblood $2.00

14. dyed your hair $.50

15. carved your horns $4.00

16. gotten a tattoo/piercing $1.00

17. killed a lusus $5.00

18. framed someone for a crime to get them culled $10.00

19. been seriously injured $2.00

20. self medicated/ done drugs $5.00

21. slept out of a coon $.50

22. been outside during the day $3.00

23. seen a daywalker/rainbowdrinker $5.00

24. went streaking $4.00

25. won a flarp session $5.00

26. eaten an entire carton of nibbledough $.50

27. played spin the bottle $1.00

28. strung someone along $1.00

29. gone swimming (if youre not a seadweller) $1.00

30. given oral $10.00