Ganger

Throws confound beam at you!!

people say it's bad our trainers make us fight for sport but that shit is badass and we love it. you guys don't appreciate how awesome it is to be immortal and invincible. That shit hurts a bit sometimes but its not like there's any consequences so whatever. I've been hit with a lightning bolts, blown up with a volcano, and had an entire meteor shower teleported directly into my face before and I shit you not I was still standing every time. Had a big old toothy grin for those shocked ass trainers too. The worst thing that ever happened was I fought some goddamn colossus named Gargatlas and he hit me with an entire f'ing planet. They told me it did 152K damage or something which is like lol but I woke up in my ball the next day just fine. Just had X's for eyes for a bit but that's it. you can't tell me you wouldn't let some freaking knock-off god smack you into outer space for fun if you'd be good as new tomorrow.

thank you for listening to my ted talk