GANJA AND FORTS

I’m SCREAMING

I’m the broom

he really did change his mind.like “YOU KNOW WHAT! no! NO MORE!”

LMAOOOO THE BROOM FUCKING BROKE

😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

Lol

Lol

omg

this is what happens when ghosts get into modern dance

Suddenly I’m imagining a Folletti (à la @seananmcguire‘s Toby Daye books) who loves to dance and has decided to accentuate their choreography with semitransparent wisps of silk so that they can be invisible but still display their dance.

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

Is this real

She was too good

I remember thinking she was off the deep end when I was a kid, but that’s because what she was saying was 100% true.