Zylo's Realm

What on earth is happening on twitter

Did I get it all?

im having fun with the absolute nothing the dark kingdom is getting accomplished

Believe me, I get it, but the self-infantilization needs to stop, especially when you’re trying to engage in conversations about actual children and the harms they can face. Yes, it is scary to wake up and realize you’re 22 and you still feel like you’re 15, but it happens to all of us. You’re an adult. You have to deal with it.

should. should pregnant people have sex quietly so their baby doesn't hear?

Absolutely rancid combination of Christian morality with Christian morality.

I'm sad to say that the rise of fascism has been visible in my inbox for years as people become increasingly distrustful of their own bodies and pleasure. you see it in people's paranoia around becoming "porn addicts," their need for reassurance that a 24 year old isn't a predator for dating a 22 year old, their fears that they may have unwittingly committed assault by looking at another child's naked body when they were young, their insistence that consensual sex is impossible for anyone who has had a single drink or smoked a whiff of weed. people, especially young people, are doing a tremendous amount of work for fascism in terms of rigorously policing their own bodies and sexual expression, and they often don't even realize it.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

lets go team hey wait what was that last one

get OFF

if anyone was wondering apparently the character limit for a single google doc is somewhere around 1,511,052. so yeah I guess I'm gonna have to split this up now

the pinterest number glitch continues to be hilarious