Zylo's Realm

are you ever just so glad a certain fictional character exists

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

I read somewhere that one thing that really pisses off companies about Millennials is that we won't make big purchases on our phones, we always feel compelled to get out a laptop or hop on a desktop for it

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

"fandom is dying," they whine as they stab artists and writers in the chest with discourse knives and harassment screws. "why isn't anyone making content for me to greedily consume for free as I make the experience worse for them and everyone around me?"