fuck what mothy says i make my own rules

i think genesis rhapsodos from the compilation of final fantasy vii should be in the evillious chronicles

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

more musicians should write about completely made up situations. i dont wanna hear another breakup album thats obviously just the singer venting about their ex. its boring. i dont care. make up some OCs and write crazy POV songs about them killing eachother.

as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin

"identical twins but they're different genders" is one of my favorite fictional twin tropes because the authors literally never realize what they've done

Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

in my latin class we ran across this word while reading the aeneid. it wasn't in any dictionary bc virgil made it up to apply to aeneas. our best translation was 'malewife.'

May this love find me