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DICETHROW: Independent, private, and selective multimuse featuring characters of Larian's Baldur's Gate III:
Gale Dekarios: Canon Gale of Waterdeep Gale of Netheril: Darker early-access inspired Gale Dekarios Finn 'the Fury' Locke: Pirate Tav OC
Multi-ship friendly and OC friendly. All writing on this blog is 21+. Dice rolled by Day, he/him, 25+, Irish (GMT). BG3 spoilers are found across this blog, untagged.
CARRD / PINNED.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Low-key debating on moving Gale to my multimuse or just keep trying to juggle both blogs (which isn't working atm lmao). Mind helping me out folks?
I have a Dark AU Gale on my multi but I can easily make that distinction in my replies with tags and such.
Move Gale to my multi or keep him here?
Keep him here
Move to the multi (dicethrow)
Low-key debating on moving Gale to my multimuse or just keep trying to juggle both blogs (which isn't working atm lmao). Mind helping me out folks?
I have a Dark AU Gale on my multi but I can easily make that distinction in my replies with tags and such.
Move Gale to my multi or keep him here?
Keep him here
Move to the multi (dicethrow)
Wyll, Scratch and the Owlbear cub taking a short rest~
βοΈβοΈ
Send on a βοΈ for an incorrect quote (some crack for anyone who needs it) | @chaoticbard
Alaara: Iβve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Gale: Wow. They sound stupid.
Alaara: But theyβre not. Theyβre really smart actually. Just dense.
Gale: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I donβt knowβ¦ βHey! I love you!β
Alaara: I guess youβre right. Hey Gale, I love you.
Gale: See! Just say that!
Alaara: Holy fucking shit.
Gale: If that flies over their head then, sorry Alaara, but they're too dumb for you.
Alaara: Gale.
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βοΈβοΈ
Send on a βοΈ for an incorrect quote (some crack for anyone who needs it) | @harpershigh
Jaheria: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Gale: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Jaheria: Okay yeah thanks Gale, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
βοΈ
Send on a βοΈ for an incorrect quote (some crack for anyone who needs it) | @spawnmade
Astarion: Heh, Gale sneezes like a girl.
Gale: How about I pound you like boy?
Gale: That didnβt come out right.
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Astarion: This date is boring!
Gale: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Astarion: Then why did you invite me?
Gale: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Gale I'll do whatever I want!
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Send on a βοΈ for an incorrect quote (some crack for anyone who needs it) | @unfortunatedarling
Gale: Iβm so tired.
Yunae: Did you get to bed late?
Gale: No.
Yunae: Did you do something strenuous?
Gale: No.
Yunae: Then why are you tired?
Gale: Iβm alive.
Yunae: Sounds exhausting.
βοΈ maybe one for each (astarion, shadowheart and cass) ? or go with whoever fits best π
Send on a βοΈ for an incorrect quote (some crack for anyone who needs it) | @bloodedhearts
Astarion
Astarion: Compliment me.
Gale: You have eyes.
Astarion: Yeah, that works.
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Astarion: What's this?
Gale, hugging Astarion: Affection!
Astarion: Disgusting.
Astarion: ...Do it again.
Shadowheart
Gale: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Shadowheart: What the hell do you do?
Gale: I die? What kinda question...
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Shadowheart: This is a very powerful artifact. Youβd be messing with some forces we donβt fully understand.
Gale: That sounds like a dare to me.
Shadowheart: Oh my god.
βοΈ
Send on a βοΈ for an incorrect quote (some crack for anyone who needs it) | @bluebardofhappiness
Gale: I hate to say βI told you soββ
Tryck: No, you donβt. You would marry 'I told you soβ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
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Tryck: Bonjour, Gale. Voulezβvous coucher avec moi?
Gale: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Tryck: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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Eα΄ α΄Ι΄ Mα΄Κα΄ IΙ΄α΄α΄ΚΚα΄α΄α΄ Qα΄α΄α΄α΄s Gα΄Ι΄α΄Κα΄α΄α΄Κ!
Send in βοΈ and Iβll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses! (please remember to specify how many muses/which muses for multimuses!)
βοΈ
Send on a βοΈ for an incorrect quote (some crack for anyone who needs it) | @iron-hearts-ablaze
Karlach: Wow, Gale, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Gale: We literally slept together yesterday.
Karlach: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Gale: Is something burning?
Karlach, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Gale: Karlach, the toaster is literally on fire.
βοΈ (For Aubrey and Astarion)
Send on a βοΈ for an incorrect quote (some crack for anyone who needs it) | @never-surrender
Aubrey
Gale: You look good in that hoodie.
Aubrey: You know where else I'd look good?
Gale, zero hesitation: My bed.
Aubrey, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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Aubrey: Have you eaten today?
Gale: ...I had a Monsterβ
Aubrey: Have you drank any water?
Gale: ...I had a Monsterβ
Astarion
Astarion: Gale, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Gale, naked in Astarion's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Astarion, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
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Astarion: Dom or sub?
Gale: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
βοΈ
Send on a βοΈ for an incorrect quote (some crack for anyone who needs it) | @whomuses
Gale: I've been expecting you, Caedes.
Caedes: How did you do that without turning around?
Gale: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.
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Gale: Donβt worry, I have a permit.
Caedes: ...This just says βI can do what I wantβ.
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βοΈ
Send on a βοΈ for an incorrect quote (some crack for anyone who needs it) | @chaoticbard
Gale, throwing a pokeball at Alaara: Alaara, I choose you!
Alaara, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary PokΓ©mon.
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Alaara: Knock, knock.
Gale: Who's there?
Alaara: Boo!
Gale: Boo who?
Alaara: Why are you crying?
Gale: I'm not crying.
Alaara: Hello notcrying, I'm Alaara.
βοΈ!
Send on a βοΈ for an incorrect quote (some crack for anyone who needs it)
Gale: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Astarion: All the time.
Gale: Then you should be used to it by now.
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Gale: Whatβs your body count?
Astarion: Do you mean sex or murder?
