A GALAXY OF CHARMS

“heyyyyy wyd tonight” sleeping early because im old. honk shoo

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

@official-library-posts ?

recycling is so ska

Dear soulmate, where the fuck are you