Bakugou: deku, you have seven quirks but you still cry when you get a paper cut. Boom, roasted
Bakugou: icy hot, your real quirk is daddy issues. Boom, roasted
Bakugou: round cheeks, you can’t afford my roasts. Boom, roasted
Bakugou: engine check, do you insert the stick up your ass yourself every morning, or do you get someone to help you? Boom, roasted
Bakugou: sparky, your only use is a phone charger, and a half assed one. Boom, roasted
Bakugou: pinky, you look like a literal demon. Boom, roasted
Bakugou: soy sauce face, Id roast you, but you don’t have any memorable traits at all. Boom, roasted
Bakugou: bird brain, you still use a nightlight. Boom, roasted
Bakugou: octopus, you should have a mask to cover your entire body because its so damn ugly. Boom, roasted
Bakugou: invisible girl, youre less memorable than soy sauce face. Boom, roasted
Bakugou: grape face, the only reason you’re still in this class is because youre so short, aizawa sensei forgot you exist. Boom, roasted
Bakugou: y’all can all go home