wtf is going on in here on this day

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

normalize grocery store violence

normalize me mowing down other customers with my cart

tumblr mutual transmitted disease

Ray Ban Sunglasses Official Charity Event

You know what? Fuck you. *Unhelps your Hamburger*

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

so before this week is over does anyone wanna confess their gay love for me?

I would but I don’t want to be sent to super hell

what the fuck is turbo hell am i missing out on something

you had to be there