worm

*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!

it’s crazy when you can just tell by someone’s face that they want their ashes spread at disneyland

"based on your likes" and it's the worst post you've ever seen

I think there should be levels to the death penalty. Like if u kill one guy, then you just get lethal injection or whatever, but if you kill 30 guys, which is pretty bad, you get shot out a canon whilst silly circus music plays in the background. 

or we could just….not kill people? i mean, supermax prisons exist for a reason.

Funny big clown cannons exist for a reason too

five nights at boobies

Come on man

is it really possible for a girl to eat a burger....