pet me
âWhat? Why? Are you going feral?â
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@gaius-says
pet me
âWhat? Why? Are you going feral?â

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Can we like, talk about all the theater classes you must have taken in your youth? Was it an elective at the Academy or something? //HeroHikara-wol
Gaius took his time responding. He slowly drained his glass of bourbon and considered the ice that remained. How best to respond? The internal struggle that played out on his face...
The former Legatusâs gaze flicked over @herohikara-wol and he absently said, âOh, it was not just an elective. I was president of the Theatre Club for much of my time there.â
maybe you should vacantly stare into this fire while stoking it with a large branch and you will calm down
sigh....................................................PLEASE let me out of your coat?
Fiiiiine ugh
LET ME OUT OF YOUR COAT IT SMELLS OF DUST AND DISAPPOINTMENT
Excuse you

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*hides a dozen of these in his jacket* I donât hear any mewing, you hear mewing?
âSays the man who got his base blown up because he sided with the Asciansâ village idiot.â
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Hey old man, teach me how to shoot.
"What? Stop calling me 'old man'. I am not teaching you to shoot." He set the cleaning rag down that he was using on Heirsbane and he squinted at Rham. "Why do you wish to know how to shoot?"
sheâs been writing for minutes now :/
Imagine your OTP
@gaius-says
"All of your plans are terrible."
(seductively licks lips)
(grabs your wrist)
(furiously hits you with your own hand)
WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

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@gaius-says ;; contâd.
The scarf slid from his fingers and he made no effort to keep hold. In truth, he could punch the elder for asking him such a thing. But Rhamjir was nothing if not good at keeping his emotions hidden behind a stonewall poker face.
âHmph,â it was more of an amused snort than a scoff, keeping himself closed with his arms crossed over his chest, âIs that a challenge?â
Gaiusâs words following almost made Rhamjir laugh, but he instead settled for the slight tilt of his head. Firstly, he hadnât even expected the otherâs interest to be piqued. If anything, he figured disgust would be his response.
âSo never, then?â his words were perhaps a bit harsher than he intended, but the Ascian threat would likely not pass even within the lifespan of one such as Hraesvelgr, much less the former Legatus before him. Rhamjir, at least, had very little hope of anything better.
âYour loss,â said he with a shrug.
This wasnât the kind of conversation he thought to have with Gaius after so long. But if they were to trade verbal blows, he supposed this was as good a topic as any.
Rhamjir was one of the few people that Gaius simply could not read. It was likely mutual: Gaius was very good at hiding his own feelings, too. He actually did scoff that time, the other fellowâs statement was just that ridiculous.
âI do not have the time to be issuing such challenges. You know that.â
Of course, the other man picking up on the implied timeframe of ânot in a million yearsâ as quickly as he did produced genuine surprise, and Gaius arched a brow.
âLikely never,â his confirmation was blunt. âI cannot let the Ascians get away with what they have done, and I cannot let them pull off what they seek to do.â
âTell me what you want to do to me.â (IDK IDK)
nsfw starters ;; accepting ;; @garlean-nonsense / @gaius-says
Such was a question unexpected, with Rhamjirâs ears twitching and briefly wondering if perhaps he heard the man right. He glared at him with some suspicion, moving close with light-footed steps placed evenly upon the soil beneath. Once close enough, he reached a hand to coil around the orange scarf about the manâs neck and gave it a tug to pull him down closer to his level.
âNothing you would not agree to⌠but I would ensure that you offer your voice in a primitive howlâan offeringâto the moon above in ecstasy and agony both,â were his words whisperedâa warning, and heartfelt promise.
Gaius had not expected a direct response. He had expected the man would not be able to properly respond to the question, or would brush it aside, so he was rather surprised to find himself tugged down to the Miqoâteâs level.
His words sparked something in the old Legatus that he couldnât quite put his finger on: like a twisting of his innards, with a slight pang of... something.
As if part of him wanted what was being offered.
And yet.
Baelsar snorted and straightened, jerking his scarf free of the other manâs grip. âIt takes much to put me in agony, Rhamjir. You have satisfied my curiosity, however; perhaps there will be an opportunity once I have slaked my thirst for vengeance.â
He didnât state the obvious: he was more likely to die first.
sticks his tongue proboscis into gaius's ear and sucks out his brain
Bold of you to assume he has a brain
climbs on gaius's head bc in addition to being the wol he is also a fashionable hat
â... What is this.â
Profile: Gaius van Baelsar
full name.  Gaius van Baelsar pronunciation. Guy-us van ballsack? nicknames.  Do not try to give this man any nicknames it will end badly. height. 6â˛6âł - 6â˛9âł (I honestly donât know) age. 57 zodiac. N/A languages. Garlean, Eorzean, likely a couple of other languages relating to the territories heâs conquered.
PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.
hair colour.  Brown eye colour. Pale yellow skin tone. Red-brown body type. âA bit... crisp since my defeat.â accent.  Garlean. dominant hand.  Right. posture. Perfect. scars. Since the fall of Castrum Meridianum? Second-and-third degree burn scars over much of his body. His helmet saved his face, at least. There are other scars that have since been obscured by the burns. tattoos. None most noticeable features.  His third eye, his commanding presence. If youâre an Ascian: the gunblade in his hand.
CHILDHOOD.
place of birth. Somewhere in Ilsabard. He doesnât talk about it, and he was born about 7 years before the Empire was founded. hometown. ??? birth weight / height. ??? manner of birth.  âI hatched.â first words. âWhy is this important?â siblings. None. parents.  Dead. parental involvement. Full. He was raised by both parents, with his father being involved in the military.
ADULT LIFE
occupation.  Legatus. current residence. None, wandering. close friends. THEYâRE DEAD. relationship status. N/A financial status. He has nothing. The clothes on his back, his gunblade, his life, and that thirst for revenge. driverâs license. Gaius can operate various war machina. criminal record. None. vices. Hard liquor, the occasional cigarette or cigarillo.
SEX & ROMANCE.
sexual orientation. Bisexual. romantic orientation. ^ preferred emotional role.  submissive | dominant | switch  |  unsure > Heâs never been very good with emotion in the romantic sense. preferred sexual role.  submissive  |  dominant > When he does get the inclination, itâs usually in a fit of frustration as his libido finally gets to a point where he canât ignore it. Itâs go hard or go home at that stage. |  switch  |  sex repulsed | likes to fight for dominance if with a larger, stronger partner libido. high, though he can ignore it for a good, long while. turn ons. Strong-willed, independent sorts. Being teased (in public AND private). Partners that adhere to societal expectations in public while doing anything but in private. Battle. Gaius flatly states: âThe sound of my own voice, according to some former subordinates.â turn offs. âIt would be far simpler to state what does not.â love language. A mixture of physical touch and acts of service. relationship tendencies. Before everything went to hell he tended toward casual relationships that were heavy on sex and light on everything else. His career didnât allow him much time for what he called âsuch frivolitiesâ, and the rare time that Feelings started to crop up heâd cut things off. Good work, Legatus.
MISCELLANEOUS.
characterâs theme song. Who Made Who and/or Back in Black, AC/DC hobbies to pass the time. A lot of reading. mental illnesses. PTSD relating to Meridianum, most likely. physical illnesses. There are/were complications relating to the severe burns, heâs still healing and he will be for some time. Infections happen that leave him out of commission for weeks at a time (or that should, but he just fights through it all), and heâs never not in some kind of pain. left or right brained. fears. More failure. self confidence level.  It... depends on the day. His self confidence was pretty much unshakable before his fall, and heâs confident in his abilities against the Ascians... but that took a fair bit of work. Sometimes, though, heâs reminded of his failures and it takes him into some pretty dark places. vulnerabilities. His recklessness, his desire for vengeance.
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idea: gaius hunting ascians with a saw cleaver and a blunderbuss
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the only thing keeping me from finally achieving ultimate Grumpy Old Man status is not having a front lawn i can get mad at people for walking on
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