Keeper Collector 🤍

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

anti rpf people are so funny they're always like "how would you feel if people shipped you with your friend" i don't know how to break it to you but if i was famous and no one was writing fanfiction about me i would be devastated. i wouldn't feel like i made it until i could search my name on ao3 and find 10k+ explicit results. peace and love though

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

my worst trait is referring to sports teams as 'we' like i am in any way involved at all

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

in my humble opinion, the moment you know you or a friend truly in it as a sports fan is if you have beef with sports reporters. officially in the trenches

it is truly so pathetic how much america hates women

i’ll get straight to the point: if you voted for donald trump, unfollow me right now. thanks!