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I hace chaps the next twio chaps on a flash drive ^^ but infortunately I gave it to my techer because it had my homework on it so those will be up when I get it back hopefilly lol XD in the meantim...
Oliver’s very in depth bio of Otachi Okage Ookami Shirogane. You’re bound to learn something new if you haven’t read it before.
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what she means: Listen you. I know I have powers and I know I am special but I work by myself. And no one else can ever change my mind ever since I was born I was by myself and I had to learn to live by myself on the cold streets. And I used to spend everyday gathering food for my brothers and sisters. I’ve had a hard life and I don’t need yoyu to tell me I need to work as a team when Ive been alone by hole life. Im on the top now model and I can support myself. And im not afraid of any aliens or pedisites or and as I came to this planet Ive been trying to get along and you people just keep making things harder for me and Im sick of it. You make me sick. So you’re my answer is no.
And pudding said “can my little brother come ‘and she held her new baby brother abd he was from her patents they had a new baby. His name was Chinese Gerald
Woof Woof Power Chapter 95 - http://fav.me/d4srlkk
( There are so many questions that could be asked… )
OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST WATCHED WOOF WOOF POWER AND I CAN NO LONGER LIVE. I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN ALL OF EXISTENCE. I AM CRYING AND PISSING MYSELF AND I CAN’T MOVE BECAUSE I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN FOR LAUGHING SO HARD. CHRIST.
It literally just started as a genuinely shitty fanfic and then escalated to INFINITE AMOUNTS OF OH MY FUCKING GOD. I am ready to die now.
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Here is my contribution to the Woof Woof Power fandom.
Ichigoo
Y’know. The evil alien vampire with fire and ice powers. Also Queen of the animas and her ice is as cold as ice. She’s too busy using her powers so I didn’t draw her knife, but just know she definitely has one.
And there was a crocodile there. "what is that crocodile doing here?!" otachi said. "it's part of the play!" mint said.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Mint hates mitosis.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"oh no mint is dead!" SAID MINT
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"But you are aliene! You asre our enemy!" said mint "no I am not" said megamind "ok" said mint.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Mint sighed and put hand on otachis shoulder and cried fragile tiaras.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"LET ME GO CREEP YSPIDER GUARD I HAVE NO MONEY" she said loudly
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
They were all confused about lady mysterys mystery. Why was this woman so mysterious?
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Mint remembered pirate ship. Good job
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
“Boy am I glad Im not didn’t graduation” and mint was unhappy face.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"we should go find the others honda" said mint "right mint" said mint
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"how will we heal them?" said ichigo "I can help" said a voice. Everyone gasped. It was lady mystery and lady mystery walked away. They said "how will we help them?" but lady mystery had planted her mystery.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
mint was nervous and thought about her past in vietnam. she hadnt been in vietnam since she went to vietnam yesterday.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
its a sequel to mints past. mints past 2: mints future
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Mint didn’t know and she thought for 5 minutes but no bacon. She had to make the guess.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
mint said "mint is dead." so winthorpe followed otachi and mint together they were all a couple. what
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"what is it" said mint and said that? mint said it. dont forget I wont
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
anyway thats the end of that scene. "what?" said mint but it was too late the scene was over. yes
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"Americans" growled nhu "I hate america. I hate war. I hate dog" and she kicked the dog
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"America has mustache" said nhu
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
She poured the tea and lady mystery asked "could you get me some tea?" and nhu said "sure" and walked away to get tea but thought "wha kind of tea?" but it was mystery
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"I told the" said lady mystery who had overheard. Everyone gasped at lady mysterys mystery.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"yyu left your tea" said lady mystery. "I know that you had the same tea as me that night and it was a mystery tea. Also your hair and finger prints and yuou left your gun that had your name on it there"
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
mint knew he mint well.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Untuil mint said "drug dealer I don't think you should sell rugs anymore"
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
She walked to person said “what day is it” and the man in weird clothing said “it is 2011”. “oh my god it is true” said micky and mint barked at her
"wow" ichigo thought "he would make a great mew mew. Oh yeAH boys can't be mew mews. DUH"
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Ichigo said "I don't need that" but the hospital required it so you do.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"that sounds good to me" said ichigo and they unparked the ship from the dick and started sailing
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Ragetty was afraid so his eye fell out and ichigo said ew and they put it back in.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
So they went to ichigos house. And ichigo said "what are you guys doing in my house?" and ichigos mom said "why are there two ichigos!" AND ICHIRAGETTY SAID "go tro bed mom" so ichigos mom went to sleep on ragetty
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
and kish said "ichigobe happy ok?" and ichigop said "ok ill think about it" and that was that.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"it is a good day" said ichog "why" said ciel? And ichog said "because it is sunny and war,m and my friend is toe"
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"what is with the beak" said ciel "stop it she cant help it" said ichog.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
masayas said " if you vampire then how come you can breathe in the sun?" said. ichigo said "what oh. I haven't didn't thought of that" and she wanted to know too. It was a big deal for ichigo. Queen of pain ew the face is ripping. So ciel said "that is easy." And that was how the conversation ended.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"I don't know anyone who can be embarrassed to say im there friend" said otachi. "maybe" said ichigo.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
mint said "I am just remended of tieu". she said "I miss him" "me too" said ichigo "thats not very funny ichigo" said mint
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
ichigo set up makeshift tent with a tent she bought.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
next morening ichigo brougt up and said "hi mint" "yes" said mint. ichigo said "are you feeling better" mint said "yes". "thats good" said ichigo and she smiled. "you are one of my best friend in the world mint" and mint felt happy to hear. "Im feeling better" said mint. "hows tieu?" asked ichigo and mint said "still dead..." and ichigo said "oops"
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Mint said “who are you?” she was suspicious was this another one of vlads plans? Lettuce didn’t know either maybe ichigo did. Ichigo didn’t
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Mint agreed “try to get things wright so I can fly we must try to stay ion same space ichigo” “right” said ichigo. She didn’t understand the big words
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Ryou always like to fish so he left and no one wanted ryou there anyway. Ichigo went too and ichigo said "my shoes are wet" “get out of the water” said ryou so she did
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
So they went. They went to the wherever place it was a country called Africa place. "I wonder what mint has" said ichigo
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Winthorpe said "I think we should gio thataway" and pointed. "why" asked ivchigo and winthorpe shrigged and said "ther is a towm that way and they need to mow the lawn" "meow the lawn" said iochigo "you mean that" and they both laughed.
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Ichigo said "I think I see vlads shit" and pointed to a ship in the disrance. It was a sea ship a pig pirate ship asnd it was floating on sand
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Otachi said "being a big brother is hard huh? I would know". "no you wouldn't" said ichigo
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Ichigo said "let me take care of this one" and she ran up to it and tey stared at each other. Winthorpe I don't know
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
So ichigo and picked strawberries because ichigo and the otterstrictch was elergic and she used her strawberry magic because she she was a witch now by the way
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Ichigo killed it "please don't confuse me with my brothers I hate it when people do that" "huh" said otachi and the otterstritch it was defeated and ichigo still didn't make any sense sorry
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
Ichigo said "yay he killed did the thing and we are the thing. Rock and roll"
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"it is England today ichi I mean can you check the weathere?" said guard dog and ichigfo bsaid "huh"
キタ━━━━━━(๑→ܫ←)━━━━━━ッ !!
"oh boy" she said. Thanks ragetty" and ragetty said "your welcome" and they finalize the adoption. So ichigo and ragetty went inside to adopt ragetty
My favorite Otachi Ookage Okami-Shirogane lines! Once again taken from tvtropes!
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
Then suddenly an earthquake happened. “get under me!!” said Otachi.
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
Mint frowned and said I already have a boyfriend. Otachi said "it's okay I do too" and pointed to Ichigo.
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
"oh mno it am" said Otachi! "ALIEN"
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
"it looks so beautiful!"
"me too" said otachi.
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
He growled "Ichigo how could you do this! We are your friends! ZAkuro is ihere too."
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
Otachi got angry. Not mint! Not spider! Not now!
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
The big army man was riding and animal, it must be a man eating anima;. Otachi recognized it as a giraffe. It was large and grey and had tusks that were sharpened. Mint got scared when it blew air from its trunk and screamed.
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
"thank you" said mint "big d was born to protect me" "ok" said otachi
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
And ryou said "you can hug your big brother?" and he smacked otachi playfully on the back side and otachi wiggled away uncomfortably
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
"I don't have a sister oh wait yes I do ciel is a girl hahahaha"
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
Otachis eyes widened and he was like "WHAT?! But uh, that's uh, um, you don't…" and he felt uncomfortable and he didn't know what to say. "are you uh, are you sure?" he said
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
Otachi opened mouth to speak "um. Uh what do you.. uh.. want me to say?"
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
And otachi said "WHAT?!!!!!" and turned pale face "that cant uh. That's nt true" that" and he remembered tony and ciel and was like "oh my god" "uh" he said "um uh I have to go. I cant help you date my sister"
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
AJ said "your sister is really pretty" and otachi wasd like "OH GOD STOP SAYING THAT"
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
Otachi rolled his eyes and said "oh brother here we go again. Shark. Week."
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
Otachi said "he has been the kidnapped but the KING OF ALL THE VAMPORES."
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
The bloodhaven left a note that said "hey I kidnapped ciel and will make him kill everyone so don't stop us! HAHA!" and otachi said "what could this mean?" Waterfall looked at hom stupid and said "don't be stupid otachi-kun. It is plain obvious" and otachi felt embaroosed. Otachi said "right" but he didn't get it. Sorry
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
So chuckie put his swiord down to give otachi the disease and otachi didn't feel too well. He turned pale
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
and otachi couldn't hear him because his ears were burning. They were on fire
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
and otachi said "I feel better now guys" he hadthrown up his intestinesand put them back correctly
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
And otachi said "I cant look a gift horse in the mouth" and he took all the candy
But the lemon cat said "are you remember you are in trhe underworld otachi?" and otachi remembered and said "oh yeah" and he put the candy down. "what am I supposed to do evil sire lemonpot?" and the cat was annoye at the name but oh well
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
said otachi and he colored outside the lines. He had a coloring book "dammit" he said as he accidentally colored out. Just kidding otachi doesn't curse lol he said "hammit" and he his hand was shaky because disease
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
And otachi took his wolfe sword out and said "then it is a draw" And ciel said "what" but otachi hit him in the face wih the back of sword.
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
But otachi said "you cant be me ciel you are funny because I am me and you are you"
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
and ryou fell on otachi and otachi finished sweeping the floor. With ryous hair
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
And kish lean against otachis chest and said "but I guess having you hold me is a great second choice" and otachi said "um ok I can go get ichigo if you want" but kish stopped talking
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
And then kish said "your chest is soft and warm" and otachi remembered ryou and helping him when he was sick and uit was not the same because kish was alien and creepy. "no ryou is creepy too" said otachi the snail king
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
But kish said "have my heir" and he kissed the otachi and otachi dropped kish on the ground and walked away
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
otaci said "I feel better now that tokyo is healed and my disease is gone" but it wasnt
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
And otachi said "everyone get on the plane" so he pushed everyone on to the plane. This is heres who was on the plane: everyone
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
otachi said "I don't know I don't remember" and waterfall said "WHAT" and oywachi said "my memory isn't as good as it used to be" And waterfall said "what did it used to be like?" and otachi said "I don't remember"
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
"what is the problemo?" asked otachi and he took his wolfe sword and threw it over there because brain hurt.
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
otachi was sad that he missed the bake sale. thats where winthorpe got his nutter butters and the deadly flu. but otacvhi would perevvail
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
otachi looked in his wallet and only had 3. if only he hadnt bought that pokeball and waffle. and human heart "What was the heart for?" asked Winthorpe. "It's a long story I dont want to talk abou tit..." said Otachi.
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
and they got lost in the desert in africa. winthorpe is so hungry he eats a raw zebra. Otachi said "hey I have a Capri sun amnd some crackers winthote" and winthorpe said "what why didn't you tell me earlier!" Otachi said "you looked happy with zebra I thought you want Capri suns for desert?"
Winthorpe crapped otachis neck shirt collar and shaked him and said "why would you think I want to eat a raw zebra you stupid kid!"
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
Suddenly a monster came out it was a ram and rhino mixed together "what is that" asked otachi and it rammed him with his horn he was bleeding now and he said "OWSAURUS I guess I know" and the triceratops growled
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
Next came mew mooncrab. She said "lababalaba adada coco dede mnama von strawberry cha cha kee wa sed polkadot dress me me li ku no ti pot banana" cuz she cant speak English oachi and translated he said "she says thanks"
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
And "I probably have the best plan in the world" said vlad and otachu said "I heard it was your birthday" and vlad said "you remembered?" And otachi said "NO" and he hit vlad in the face with his tail and vlad started to cry. So much for his crush on otachi
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
Otaxchi said "I don't care about your chain mail I will punch threw it" but he tried and it hurt because its made of metal otachi what were you expecting? Also hes tied up
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
"why are you evil I can smell you" said otachi "and I just discovered the true meaning behind what yuou thought" And vlad said "huh" and they blushed
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
he left them for dead "great" said ciel "Get it its just like the video game we are left 4 deaf" said otachi "shut up" said ciel
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
"It was when otachi was born trhat he was born."
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
he didn't have his wolfe tail today. He lost it
ヽ|・∀・|ノ□☆□ ヽ|・∀・|ノカンパーイ!
So ichigo and Thomas scrambled the eggs and scrambled to get his body sewn together. When they was done winthopr was good as nhu and went back to his body he said "thanks gyus" and they all hugged. Otachi was there too. He said "anytime"
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My favorite WWP lines by Ciel, excluding his many full rants! I'm just taking these from the tvtropes page, so chapters 121 and on aren't included.
p(╬ Ò ‸ Ó)q プンプン
"how dare you call lettuce a bar wench you hussy" said ciel with anger.
p(╬ Ò ‸ Ó)q プンプン
"I AM NOT A VAMPIRATE."
p(╬ Ò ‸ Ó)q プンプン
Ciekl said "oh god we are not on a date so you better go find your real date cuz this isn't going to work" ciel was angry mad and did not like situation and he felt weird
p(╬ Ò ‸ Ó)q プンプン
"I rip off people faces and eat them. Girls don't do that tony."
p(╬ Ò ‸ Ó)q プンプン
Ciel said "I hate getting action with you tony!"
p(╬ Ò ‸ Ó)q プンプン
And ciel said "I do not. I do not know her. I do not know that child"
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Otachi said "me and mint are together now" Ciel said "wht do you want a medal or something?"
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Ciel fell on the growned and just layed there like a lump. "I cant do this. I cant do this. Go away tony. This is too stupid tony. This is too stupid."
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"And all I can think about is how I am wasting time as girl and otachi and how skirt and how I am away from lovely cabbage. And you people just keep being stupid and it makes my face hurt! And with today my fangs tremble because I learn of werewolves and banchsees and I think its going to be ok but its not ok. AND HERE IS WHT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT. I HATE SKIRT. I HATE TONY. I HATE winthorpe SARAH OTACHI AND DINKY NO I LIKE DINKY. AND ALL OF THIS HAS HAPPENED TODAY REALLY QUICK FOR WITHERSPOON AND I NEED ALCOHOL I NEED A DRINK." And everyone was quiet at ciel
Otachi said "who is cabbage?" And ciel said "I MEANT LETTUCE" and he stormed out of the room.
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Ciel didn't want to help but he will play along. "williamn blondehaven I will not help you" he said
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"listen you" said ciel. "hold on I just had a snack and I need a drink. A drink of your blood. And im going to kill you. My pain is stuck in my chewst ok that's why I stopped drinking the blood and the alchohol."
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William said "well well well if it isn't tony balony macaroni and cheese" and ciel said "that's not his name"
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"is the chessboard ok?" asked ciel
"and I had to rebuild the castle with my own hands. Also no the chessbioard was destroyed" said seb
"thank god" said ciel. He was chess champion
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And winthorpe said "ciel you know. Qwhen before you were borm when you were in womb we were betrothed. But then you came out as a boy and they canceled the betrothel because you cant have a babby". Ciel said "lucky me."
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And ciel said "I did not stay single foir 500 years just to get molested by the king of the bagpipes named sarah!!" and winthorpe said "oh ciel-chan don't call me sarah you have to be punished" and he pinned ciel to the ground "oh my god" said ciel "Im just Im done Im going to die. Im done."
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And ciel said "Im going to bite your face off!!!" "oh is that a promise kitty cat?" said winthorpe and ciel said "you are really creepy."
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"WHAT" winthoepe yelled "ciel what he got that I don't got I will take care of you" And the ciel said "wow your doing such a good job."
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But ciel said "I don't hit people with glasses" so he took winthorpes glasses off the flask and punch him in the face and gave the back to his glasses.
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And micky went up to ciel and licked him on the mouth. And waterfail and winthorpe look defeated because micky won. And ciel opened eyes and said "IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH A DOG HAD TO DO IT DO AM I NOT IMPORTANT?????!!!!!!"
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"My only family is brother otachi who is an idiot and he doesn't remember were family because he has brain retarded"
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Ciel said "this is the stupidest thing Ive ever seen in my life. How did you guys win I don't get it?" And ichigo said "youll never understand if you don't understand friendship"
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And ciel said "Im going home. Im leaving this is" and otachi said "stay with us and be friends" and ciel said "this is really dumb. Im leaving the fanfic" and tony said "don't go" but it was too late and ciel stepped out of the fanfiction lol
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ciel said "what? no" and winthotrpe said "kiss my knee" and ciel said "only if you kiss my a" and tony interupt said "ciel why dont you come over asway from winthorpe" and they left winthorpe in the middle of the road and he coudnt follow them because his knee was broken. so he stayed there for the rest of the episode
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And winthorpe said "ill protect me too im creepy scary pervy too were the same spider" and ciel said "yes. You are winthorpe"
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and ciel was like "what? I cant believe my boredom is slowly turning into depression"
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and ciel said "why were we invited to this paty? wqhy sdid we show up to this party?" and vlad said "oh ciel did you bring a date to the party?" and ciel said "oh um no tonys just my friend" and vlad said "I didnt say anything aboiuy ttony" and ciel grabbed vlads face because he want to rip it off and vlad screaned "OW YOUR TOO ROUGH CIEL" and hot ciel away with his hand he hit his hand away and ciel screame in rage and walked away
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Ciel smile and said "well you see after I was killed I wandered through the aftrer life and i saw bob the hamster and he came down gave had angle wings and he saved my life." "wow really" said winthorpe "no you dumbass the pipe missed me and this idiot pushed me into the jungle" ciel scowl and looked at otachi but otachi was just glad ciel was back....
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and ciel said "dont yo usa a wird Ive nbeen stuck here with dad for days now I am ANGRY and you addd on top it will only make my blood BOIL WITH RAGE AAAAAAGFGHFGFGHFKGFGHJFGHGFHJ" and ciel burst into angry flames and winthorpe was said "oh no not again."
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ciel angry and said "OH HELL NO" and he reached threw time and space and grabbed mint and fire0-copycat. just kidding that didn't happen. To be continued.
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"what is even going on" said ciel
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Ciel was glaring t otachi who helped ryou and ryou smirked at ciel and said "whats wrong you jealous?" and ciel said "what?" And ryou started teasing ciel and said "your jealous becausr im a better brothrt ythen you" And ciel saiod "yes that's totally it"
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Ryou said "I could kick that togers butt no sweat" And ciel said "Im sure you could id like to see you do that"
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And ryou said "I could kick your butt too ciel" "come back later when you've gotten off your horse" said ciel "your high horse"
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"my feelings are hurt" said otachi. Cel said "I will help your self esteem by pointing and laughing. With you not at you"
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"this is such a romantic castle" said ryou "its not even a castle you dope" said ciel "I know I just trey to impress my little bro ok" said ryou. Otachi said "im impressed" And ciel said "iotachis impressed with the crud you pick out from under your carpet" "no im isn't" said otachi
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Sebastian poured tea again and said “I am part moon crab” “that explains the claw” said ciel who hgad wondered about seb’s claw.
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And ciel said "why don't her parents knowticed a middle aged man with a beard and missing eye fall out is not their daughter but dress as her!"
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Otachi said "he makes a good ichig to me" and ciel said "let me know when you stop being an idiot" and otachi said "ok will do :)"
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"HOW IS THAT CAT TALKING" said vlad an ciel said "why is everyone but me a complete idiot?"