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PLEASE try to stay on task here

The Way Way Back (2013, dir. Nat Faxon and Jim Rash)

Jojo Rabbit (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

you’ve got a smile that could light up this whole town

Milo Ventimiglia in Big Girls Don’t Cry by Fergie is not appreciated enough

Colin Farrell as Jerry Dandrige in Fright Night (2011)

Look, whatever it is you have, I will deal with it. Just let me in. KISS OF THE DAMNED (2012) Dir. Xan Cassavetes

A Home at the End of the World (2004) dir. Michael Mayer

Colin Farrell on The Ellen Show, January 2020.

Going to meetings was always a bore, especially when he had to meet and discuss with his investors. At the very least he had his lovely assistant to accompany him. She gave him a way to entertain himself during these meetings. Were it just a conference call, he could have had her on her knees sucking him off, but since this meeting was physical, they had to be much more discreet. His hand rested on her thigh as they say across from a group of rich, old men complaining and telling him how to run his company. He hardly paid attention to them as his hand steadily crept up her leg and under her skirt. He’d specifically instructed her to remove her panties before they headed towards the meeting and was glad that she’d obeyed as his fingers met her bare folds. Leaning over, quiet enough so only she would hear him, he whispered near her ear, “try not to drawn any attention. Now write something down so it seems I’ve told you something work related.”

being his assistant came with its downsides, but it also came with perks. the greatest of which, in her opinion, being the affair that had began quite suddenly and hadn’t yet lost its magic. the weight of his hand, full and familiar as it crept up her thigh made a lump form in her throat, though she had practice in keeping it discreet. she licked her lips once she felt him begin to tease her, hand coming up to graze the side of her face to reroute her focus for the split second it took for her to gain composure. when she heard his words, she nodded as though they was very official and important notes that needed to be jotted down. instead, what she wrote at the top of the page (that was obscured from prying eyes by a coffee mug, a stack of folders with an extra legal pad on top, and a small case for emergency stationary), i want you inside me. then she went back to pretending to be listening to whatever drivel they were being fed, pen coming up to rest on the side of her mouth as she slightly tilted the page toward him so he knew to read it.