little girl.

“ Alice, Alice, Alice––– you should of gotten me to come with you. ” He laughed as he shook his head. When she flopped down next to him he smirked. “ You know, Slughorn is gonna have you cleaning cauldrons again. ” He knew what potions their professor was planning on having first years make and knew that Alice wouldn’t have fun cleaning it all up. “ What time is your detention? ”

        “ you were asleep, dirkie. like normal people or i would have! “ alice pouted when he made the comment about cauldrons. she hated cauldrons. “ in two hours. bail me out! “

“ Alice, how do you manage to get caught twice? You were supposed to have learned from your mistake the first time–– the second time should have be easier. ”

         “ i never claimed to be a smart girl. only a rebel. you know that! “ she flopped down on the couch next to him. “ it wasn’t, he found me hiding and i got yelled at. “

     “ Thank you, thank you. I appreciate your help in keeping our house afloat while I sink it. “ Alice smirked, a laugh bubbling out after.

“Three weeks? If I were a professor I would just be impressed that you made it back alive.” 

     “ Exactly! They should be rewarding me! I was out there for over an hour! ”

“ i’m a little proud and honestly very sorry that the punishment was that severe. it seems like it was really awesome. ”

    “ it was more than awesome! i fell in love with the photos, though. you have to see them! “ alice glanced around before she pulled her phone out, a smile on her face.

“ Yes it is–- I’ve called her that since day one, I’m not stop now. She’s finally gotten used to it. And no, we all know I don’t. ”

           Alice rolled her eyes at the Gryffindor, obviously he’d come up with a ridiculous nickname for a professor. ( she was hypocritical since she called Slughorn ‘sluggie’ ) A yawn escaped her as she shrugged, “ I’ll let you look at my notes? “

“ Three weeks? Oh Alice, you got cheated… we both know it wasn’t worth three weeks. ”

          “ i might have snuck out, got caught then snuck out again. sluggie didn’t take kindly to that, dirkie. “ alice shrugged and faintly smiled.

“was three weeks really worth it? i mean a ton of stuff is frowned upon here.. how many points did your house lose?”

         “ very worth it, mulciber. that is very true, though. also, i lost thirty - sure we’ll earn it back quick enough! “

veilled :

“It is not! It’s fantastic and I don’t know how much that would benefit me.”

     “ no, it’s awful. orange is the new black is where it’s at, honey. and, hi - i’m alice, resident ravenclaw. resident sneaker in of all people. “

“congrats on that, three weeks sounds a bit much though.”

          “ could be because old sluggie told me to come back in, i listened... for five minutes. then went back out. apparently insubordination is frowned upon. “ alice smirked slightly, a laugh bubbling out of her lips. 

                 “ thirty, and it was completely worth it! “

“Wait–- are you telling me that we already have a test?            Don’t lie to me, Minnie wouldn’t do that to me this early on.”

“ Her name isn’t Minnie, and she would. We do - did you not listen? “

“ Guess we’re going to fight, Evans. I seen it first. “ Alice inched closer to the donut, a smirk on her lips.

“ First of all, that is a terrible show. Second, by the Ravenclaw common room. “