Dying Because Of Mattimir

I feel like Vladimir is going to turn up in season two, sprawled out across Matts sofa, singing Russain songs and drinking vodka while Matt has an internal crisis

Vladimir Ranskahov is a big mama’s boy

He’s calls her everytime anatoly upsets him like “mom, your son is being an asshole”

And Anatoly just takes the phone, “Mama! That is a lie!” Vladimir just yelling “MAMA ANATOLY IS BULLYING ME AGAIN!”

As all of their men watch them act like 5 year olds.

They just sigh. “Our bosses are such mommy boys. We are bossed around by children.”

Okay but Vladimir and Anatoly’s mother meeting Matt. He becomes her favorite and Vladimir just pouts and gives him the silent treatment. “VOLODYA WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO MATVEY?!” “Mama I-” “APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!” “But!” “NO BUTS!” And Matt just smirking because Vladimir is pouting and mumbling apologies under his breath while Anatoly is dying in the background laughing his ass off. Sergei is holding him up so he’s not on the floor.

#THERE IS NO WAY KAREN DIDN’T THINK THEY FUCKED AND THEN BROKE UP #I MEAN COME ON