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Hot Take (not really, maybe, idk): If you tell an "alpha male" that Gomez Addams is peak male performance and he argues against it then he is a pussy ass bitch and refuses the most alpha of all males, the perfect man, Gomez FUKIN Addams

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Itâs glorious
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i feel as though you would enjoy this
some people choose the weirdest hills to die on and Iâll never understand why
i would rather die upon a random hill of my own opinion than live an a vast expanse of flatness that comes from a lack of conviction
So a month or two ago, I managed to get struck by lightning in Minecraft without there being a storm. Then I got struck by lightning in Terraria (not as difficult to do, but nevertheless).
And then this happens today
Guys, did I piss off Zeus?
either that or RNGesus or however the fuck you decide to spell it
undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except youâre not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and youâre just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I donât get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably donât have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.
AND ILL SHALL NEVER CEASE :3
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now imagine Fierrochase as a TOXIC DOOMED RELATIONSHIP .!!!!!! YAYAYYYYYYđđđŁď¸đŁď¸
isnt that just Fierrochase anyways tho
or maybe magnus is a freak and likes it (granted that doesn't change much)
Well I might be officially ghosted by both of the people who tried to kill themselves on the phone with me so uhh thatâs new I guess
hey so like. are you okay
Iâm better at the moment, I just feel exhausted
perhaps... cake would make you feel better.
I ate two cookies and admittedly I do feel a little bit better
you need a break what the hell
is it culturally appropriate to say âhere comes the airplaneâ to your baby if you had twins
yes and it's fucking hilarious that you had that thought
Welp I feel like a piece of shit
Well I thought everything was going back to normal after this but I guess not
What happened? đĽş
Me and a couple of my friends were joking around on the group chat and she got mad we were talking in the group chat at midnight, she usually calls me around that time so I didnât realize she was serious and joked that was the perfect time to read fics and she got mad that I backchatted her and said that it wasnt a joke to her and got really mad, I apologized and she didnât respond and wonât talk to me, I asked my other friends if what I said sounded rude or if it was clear I was joking and they said it wasnât rude at all so idk, Iâm just really tired
idk she kinda seems like an ass for that especially given that she usually calls around that time?
plus there is a mute button for a reason sooooo shes in the wrong i think
@fuzzypeng1n you every time someone tries to figure out how to refer to you
this is hilarious accurate to the point that i have nearly said this word for word before

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i need to come up with a way to say âi mean like, movies for grownupsâ that doesnât make me feel like a villain
*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*
well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,
i think i am going insane
Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.
Things when bad: kids and children are involved!
Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this
i literally just donât want to watch Kung Fu Panda
okay weâve come all the way back around. letâs pack this up. this post is done. âwho askedâ you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????
to hopefully answer the original question, i tend to go with asking for content not directed/marketed towards children or content with heavier and less sanitized content
Who was going to tell me that the moon lord fires boulders from he got damn forehead in the new update
i have discovered that it's apparently exclusive to FTW and other related seeds and im just a stubborn idiot
well, thats not gonna stop me, onto my 23rd attempt ig
Who was going to tell me that the moon lord fires boulders from he got damn forehead in the new update
ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.
set construction: $800
cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats
fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts
editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks
update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like
anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.
YOU
How did you find me??
on accident
it just showed up

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Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
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Wait why me
you know why