Pengins :3

some people choose the weirdest hills to die on and I’ll never understand why

i would rather die upon a random hill of my own opinion than live an a vast expanse of flatness that comes from a lack of conviction

either that or RNGesus or however the fuck you decide to spell it

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

now imagine Fierrochase as a TOXIC DOOMED RELATIONSHIP .!!!!!! YAYAYYYYYY😋😋🗣️🗣️

Well I might be officially ghosted by both of the people who tried to kill themselves on the phone with me so uhh that’s new I guess

hey so like. are you okay

I’m better at the moment, I just feel exhausted

perhaps... cake would make you feel better.

I ate two cookies and admittedly I do feel a little bit better

you need a break what the hell

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

yes and it's fucking hilarious that you had that thought

Welp I feel like a piece of shit

Well I thought everything was going back to normal after this but I guess not

What happened? 🥺

Me and a couple of my friends were joking around on the group chat and she got mad we were talking in the group chat at midnight, she usually calls me around that time so I didn’t realize she was serious and joked that was the perfect time to read fics and she got mad that I backchatted her and said that it wasnt a joke to her and got really mad, I apologized and she didn’t respond and won’t talk to me, I asked my other friends if what I said sounded rude or if it was clear I was joking and they said it wasn’t rude at all so idk, I’m just really tired

@fuzzypeng1n you every time someone tries to figure out how to refer to you

this is hilarious accurate to the point that i have nearly said this word for word before

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

to hopefully answer the original question, i tend to go with asking for content not directed/marketed towards children or content with heavier and less sanitized content

Who was going to tell me that the moon lord fires boulders from he got damn forehead in the new update

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

@sunflowertoonz

Wait why me

you know why