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Your Muse as a Boss Fight
When the protagonist comes to fight you, how will you measure up?
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“Hey they’re not all bad.”
(( ew parents get a room no one wants to see this. :| ))
“Hey, he exaggerates,” Jason smirked, though he knew Bruce was probably telling the truth. In fact, he was probably only telling the taker stories. “But you and Grayson are way worse than me.”
“That smirk on your face tells me otherwise~” Thomas laughed and didn’t deny the last remark. He knew that he picked up both his parents’ tendencies to sass in response to people.
futureredhood:
“Well he should since they’re icky, gross, and creepy.” Thomas headed towards the bathroom to wash off his hands. He grimaced as he felt lingering cobwebs on them. Okay ewww. Maybe he should just take a shower.
“Then bring it up to him. He’ll probably do it.” He mused, leaving Thomas to get his hands washed as he headed back into the living room to finish his paperwork.
After washing his hands and then making sure he wasn’t housing any unwanted spiders on his clothes, Thomas went to go find his papa. “Whatcha working on?”

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Jason laughed and shook his head. “Between you and Dickie, I got a lotta shit to do, kiddo, and a lotta attitude to deal with. I’m one man, I can only take so much of your sass.”
“You’re not so innocent yourself. I heard stories about how sassy you can be~” Thomas grinned when he had heard his dad laugh. “Grandpa likes to tell me about your wild kid days.”
futureredhood:
“Are you sure that’s a good idea? Dad might just decide to take them out with a bang.” Literally. Pew pew pew.
“Your father isn’t going to shoot the spiders. He’s not that trigger happy Thomas. If anything he’ll just use one of those bug bombs and we’ll have to evacuate for the day.”
“Well he should since they’re icky, gross, and creepy.” Thomas headed towards the bathroom to wash off his hands. He grimaced as he felt lingering cobwebs on them. Okay ewww. Maybe he should just take a shower.
Villain or Hero Edition:
-“You’re going to save them and for what? They don’t appreciate you!”
-“You spill your blood for this city/village and for what? So they can never know the name of the man/woman who saved their miserable lives?”
-“How many times are you going to bleed for them?”
-“Aren’t you tired yet? Haven’t you had enough?”
-“Despair, misery, and chaos. It’s like air to me. But to watch them suffer is much more entertaining.”
-“Look at their miserable lives and tell me what you see. They’re just begging for you to end them.”
-“You’re conflicted I can see it. You don’t want to be the hero but you’re not evil enough to be the villain. So what are you?”
-“You can’t be nothing because you have to be something.”
-“You can’t be nobody you have to be somebody. They need you. Help them.”
-“You’ve shed enough blood. It’s time to stop. You’ve avenged their deaths enough.”
-“You’ve fought until your face was bloody, your ribs cracked, and your soul broken. How much more can you give to them!”
-“You won’t be satisfied until your dead.”
-“This city/village has torn you apart. They don’t deserve anymore saving.”
-“You’d give your soul to them? They won’t ever be satisfied until you’re dead.”
-“You give and you give and give when is it your turn to take?”
-“You’ll burn this city/village to the ground. Murder its people. And then will you be satisfied?”
-“I can’t watch you tear yourself apart anymore for these people.”
-“You’re cruel.”
-“You’ve been caught. There’s nothing more you can do so why are you still fighting?”
-“It’s over. It was a long war filled with countless bodies and bloodshed. So stop…it’s over.”
-“I know you. You aren’t this terrible person people see you as and made you become. There’s still some light within you. I see it…”
-“What has the world done to you to make you feel this broken that you feel the need to hurt other people?”
-“You hurt others because they hurt you.”
-“I can see the torment within you. I can especially tell by the way you mangle the bodies of your enemies.”
-“You don’t owe people anything else.”
-“You’re like the sun and moon. You can either be the light that guides peoples lives to a better world. Or you can be the moon and darken their world. Or- you can be an eclipse and be a little bit of both good and evil.”
-“What do YOU want to become?”
-“You’re the only one who can give others hope.”
-“If it wasn’t for you we’d all be dead.”
-“The histories will never know who really saved us because he/she didn’t want to be known as a hero.”
-“Don’t die for our selfish selves.”
-“You brought this upon yourself.”
-“You can either save lives or take them. So which is it? Who will you become?”
-“You say you’d burn the city/village to the ground. But what happens when you’re standing on a pile of ash and smoke with no subjects to rule?”
-“Your mentor molded you to be a monster.”
-“Your mentor molded you to be a beckon of hope for others.”
-“They will never bow to you.”
-“You’re nothing but a usurper from a foreign place to us. We will never call you King/Queen.”
-“You hide behind a mask all the time and I don’t mean the one upon your face.”
-“Of all the things to have happened to you are you still capable of love?”
-“You were born a villain but you will die a hero.”
-“You were born a hero but will die a villain.”
-“You’ve changed since we first met. You’re becoming something I don’t recognize anymore.”
-“You’re no longer a man. You’re a beast.”
-“Greatness was thrust upon you but you decided not to take it. Why?”
-“We don’t choose these roles they just happen.”
-“I won’t watch you die.”
-“What are you fighting for?”
-“Fates can be changed there’s still time.”
-“Your fate isn’t set in stone.”
-“There’s pain in my chest every time I see you in anguish.”
-“You never meant anything to them. So you turned into the thing they feared the most to leave an impression upon them.”
-“I wish you could see your worth.”
-“Your life is not worth the weight of gold they will pay you for helping them.”
-“I won’t watch you become someone I don’t recognize.”
-“I can’t even say who are you becoming because I don’t even know what you are anymore.
-“When they write of your history they will say it began on this day.”
-“Your scars are a reminder of who you were. So never forget who bled for this village/city. Who it was that saved the damned and the good. Who it was that almost died for them. Who it was that became a legend in their eyes. A legend to be remembered a thousand years from now.”
jaybirdtoddd:
Jason grinned but shook his head. “Yeah, We could. But we prefer stayin’ at home and letting Damian deal with you for the night.” He patted the top of Thomas’s head. “‘Sides I like actually havin’ a normal sleep schedule.”
Thomas gasped dramatically. “Deal with me? You say that as if I’m not a delight to be around. It’s comments like this that make Uncle Dami my favorite.” He teased and would’ve stuck his tongue out at Jason if he wasn’t still wearing his helmet.
futureredhood:
“But what if I need something from there?” Thomas let him get pushed out of the room and pouted. “Why do bugs and spiders have to be a thing?”
“Then get your dad to get it. He can do all the bug killing for the both of us cause I’m not going to do it.” The singer chuckled, closing the door to the storage room.
“Are you sure that’s a good idea? Dad might just decide to take them out with a bang.” Literally. Pew pew pew.

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Person B: *does/says something extremely stupid*
Person A: I don’t know him
Person B: HA! he’s a liar! we’re actually married!
Jason smiled at the kid, wrapped an arm around him in a hug. “There ya go. Do that and I’ll keep off your case, alright?” he told him, “Besides I gave up my time on the rooftops. I’m gettin’ too old to be doin’ this.”
“Got it.” Thomas shook his head. “Oh come on you’re not that old. I think if you really wanted to, you could still do this whole beating up bad guys thing.”
futureredhood:
“Why can’t we just have no spiders and bugs? That’ll solve everything. Can’t Grandpa design some sort of anti-arachnid and anti-insect spray that actually works?”
Rolling his eyes, he patted poor Thomas on the shoulder and veered him out of the storage room. “No. Just stay out of the stuffy storage room for now and you’ll be fine. No creepy crawlies out here.”
“But what if I need something from there?” Thomas let him get pushed out of the room and pouted. “Why do bugs and spiders have to be a thing?”
Thomas: -stumbles over his words, says suspicious things, and acts like a fumbling mess-
Thomas: Nailed it.
futureredhood:
“But they’re creepy with their eight eyes and eight legs! They’re all crawly and stuff too.” Thomas shuddered and brushed his clothes off in case there was anything clinging to him.
“But they’re not bad. What if it was a centipede? Or a millipede? Those are even creepier then spiders in my opinion and I would like the spiders to eat them.”
“Why can’t we just have no spiders and bugs? That’ll solve everything. Can’t Grandpa design some sort of anti-arachnid and anti-insect spray that actually works?”

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richcrdgrcyson:
– ❝Oh… okay sure?? ❞
Dick watched Thomas get to his feet && rolled his shoulders, pushing himself up as well. He ducked his head a little && narrowed his eyes.. then clapped his hands together as if summising a plan.
– ❝Do you need a lift home?? My car is near by, a coupe of minutes to get there && then I can get you anywhere in the city within an hour ?? ❞
“A-ah no it’s okay. I’ll be fine on my own. Thanks for the offer though.” Thomas waved his hands to brush off Dick’s suggestion. He knew he was probably acting suspicious, but he never been in this type of situation before.
He was already making his way to the set of stairs on the other side of the rooftop. Okay. He just needed to get there and down before figuring out what to do.
futureredhood:
Thomas immediately pushed himself back so he could scramble to his feet and away from the terrifying spider. “I was trying to clear out some stuff, but then I saw a different spider and panicked.” He ended up knocking over all the boxes and discovered more spiders. “We need to burn this room so the spiders will die.”
Dick let out another laugh and moved some more boxes before helping him to his feet. “Spiders aren’t that bad. They help keep other little buggies away that I think are a lot more unpleasant.”
“But they’re creepy with their eight eyes and eight legs! They’re all crawly and stuff too.” Thomas shuddered and brushed his clothes off in case there was anything clinging to him.