"The Most Successful Girl in Town."

Judges, student body, colleagues, friends, ominous novelty machine. I had a speech prepared for this very occasion but I simply cannot read it!

I am going to speak from my heart.

At first, I objected to the idea of starting a Tumblr blog. I know, I know! I just have to be fully honest. But when I saw what a close-knit community you guys managed to build on this site for outcasts, it really spoke to my soul. No, really, you guys are just like this!🤞

If all the weirdos and loners of the world can find friends on this website, then so will I.

In fact, this probably goes towards my goal to volunteer in at least 30 different situations by the end of the year... No, no. I know. I just can't stand back and watch all you poor souls suffer! No, really. Hold the applause. I'm not gonna let you praise a false idol because that is just completely against my Christian beliefs!

So, I know you're wondering who I am. This seemingly perfect, angelic girl on your screen, who does nothing but work towards the betterment of society, by the way.

Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg.

That is my name, don't forget it! As much as I hate to brag... I really do have it all down. Ask anyone and they'll tell you! I take so many extracurriculars that people tell me they're scared my head is gonna explode from the size of my brain or something! Well, they don't actually say that but I assume it's what everyone is thinking. Why wouldn't they? The world simply needs people like me or else it'd all stop spinning!