animals and funny...stuff

No matter how bad things got Velma never got contacts.

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

There is this lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

Nutter Butter

Yes, yes he can

the older i get the more unnecessary it seems to tell people my business