Safe Furby Bois

@smallestcitrus

All she can offer is Infinite Pennies…..

-they cannot function without batteries

-the only way they can hurt you is if you like have one on the floor and you trip over it or something

-they dont swear or talk about murder. they speak a launguage called furbish and if you cant understand it then you will most likely mishear things.

-they! are! not! evil! demons! from! hell!

-they dont have any function whatsoever that allows them to walk. the closest thing is if a 2012+ is dancing on a smooth surface they might scoot forward a little

-they arent possessed. if a furby is acting weird, try changing the batteties.

-keep in mind that the ones from ‘98-‘01 are almost 20+ years old. they will have defects! that may be another reason why a furby is acting strange

-destroying them is a terrible waste!

-some people need furbies to comfort them if the have disorders such as autism, AD(H)D, anxiety, depression, etc. If you see someone out with a furby, please dont make fun of them!

-if you find them creepy, perhaps try to spend more time around them! i noticed that once i saw the insides of one and saw how it worked, i was a lot less freaked out by them.

Furby + Fijit = ???