happier

My pussy barks

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

my Ethical Sorcery professor told me i cant just sling evil curses at people willy nilly without considering the ramifications so i turned him into a sheep with big-ass horns

that's fucked up, dude, most sheep have the big horns on the other end

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

My luck levels have been rigged since the new year started and it seems to be infectious… reblogging for yall’s sake

friendly reminder no one is worth destroying yourself over. doesn’t matter how happy they’ve made you, how long you’ve known them, how cute they are, how sweet they can be. if you’re constantly crying yourself to sleep over them and feeling invalidated and having to blame yourself or make up excuses for them, not worth it. not worth it now. not worth it in the long run.

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.