Funny Shit - A roflmao Stream

According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that seem right? That means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Different strokes for different folks is a common expression. That applies also to problem solving. Here are a few examples..... lol. Sorry to our Mexican friends we do love you, unfortunately does a sheet of papers have limits and we know you are good with custom solutions...

According to a new report from the United Nations, our planet is in worse shape than at any other time in human history. The Trump Administration has done everything they can to do nothing about climate change. They just don’t listen to scientists. A lot of people don’t. Scientific fact is suddenly seen as some kind of partisan scare tactic. It endangers us all, so George Clooney is spearheading a new initiative to raise awareness of this foray into ignorance, and what he has to say is important.

Get a grip RSA! Following a complaint from a member of the public, South Africa’s Advertising Regulatory Board last week banned a Chicken Licken advertisement that played with the fantasy of African explorers landing in Europe first.

Retractions - Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, a web exclusive. John Oliver sets the record straight about some dubious claims he’s made in the past.

Masterful performance of George Carlin taken from the show "Back in Town", 1996

If you had to choose between riding dirtbikes everyday or dating supermodels the rest ff your life - Would you pick two stroke or four stroke?

I'm not fluent in moron - could you please speak more slowly?

I want to bunch you so hard - my fist has a boner.... I can relate to that feeling.....

Chuck Norris - never heard of her....

A single sperm has 37.5mb of DNA information to it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of around 1'587 GB!!

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.....