@flamingdickpipes

This is a fucking massacre

i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep

how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up

Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position. 

I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race - in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

Pro tip: if someone is happy about something and wants to share it with you even though you have no interest in it, go along with it. There’s no need to put someone down about something they feel is cool. It’s just nice you know.

it’s not nice to be not nice

concept: love letters make a comeback